Patterns of a Chaotic Mind

You guys are missing the point of the song, the devil throws the duel to inflate Johnny's pride and cause him to eventually lose his soul. The devil is playing the long game here and is more than happy to trade a golden fiddle for a soul

Why would he be playing the long game if he was "in a bind" and "way behind" and "looking to make a deal"

that's what he wants you to think. You wouldn't strike a deal with the Devil if you felt he was cunning and powerful, but you would if he convinced you he was weak and desperate.

He's not gonna fuck you, dude

prior to about the renaissance the devil / satan was almost unanimously portrayed as weak, desperate, and repeatedly getting his ass handed to him by people who likely couldnt read but would be considered ‘clever’ dont look at it as one isolated fiddle contest, look at it as the five hundred plus times the devil has been duped by farmers, fomer soldiers, blacksmiths, poachers, millers, and the occasional village idiot maybe the devil just isnt that good at his job a lot of his time

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was playing the long game on that fiddle contest

bagel?

the eye was removed ... in 2019

Jinkies

Jeepers!

Zoinks!

Ruh roh!

FUCK

I know which one was Fred

Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars

You wouldn’t notice it on cobblestones, but horseshoes throw sparks on asphalt.

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