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Radiation is insane. There are rocks out there that will pull the seams of your organs apart if you stand too close to them.

#some rocks really do have auras#unfortunately the aura is ‘eat shit and die’ energy

hey, it’s covid gothic!

You can't be too careful. Covid is very dangerous and cases are spiking, which is why we've cut quarantine time to a ridiculously short period and employers want you back to work ASAP even if you're still contagious

Rebloging in a very pro-mask, pro-vaccine, but also very tired way.

The reason they had to this is that apparently the old design of the train caused sonic booms and people living near the tracks were understandably less than thrilled by this.

I want fellow USAmericans to remember this when they talk about how slow trains are for travel. We could have trains that travel at 200 mph that need to look like birds so they don’t create cannon noises when they enter tunnels.

having chronic pain/chronic migraines/etc. & adhd is the dialectical tension of being both this guy & his wife at all times

“They’ll never find the body” is a boring threat. Threaten that they’ll never stop finding the body

They’ll be recovering pieces of you for at least three months. You will be alive for at least two of them.

That’s terrifying

now that i’m older and understand how absolutely fucked the housing market is, all those horror movies that take place in nice houses where the family refuses to leave make sense. if i had a 4,000sqft vintage home you’d need to kill me before i ever moved out as well. fuck the ghost. charge it rent.