Enneagram Types as Vampires
(Not meant to be take too seriously, just a humor post)
(Also I am working on all of your moodboards and playlists, donât worry :) )
Probably a âvegetarian,â refuses to turn anyone without discussing it first, is a vampire slayer and doesnât see the irony.
Turns their friends when they get sick, use their inhuman strength to help out all the time, blood urges? What blood urges?
Busy trying to manipulate the economy, wins every sports match and doesnât consider that people might get suspicious, probably actually sparkles.
Tells literally everyone theyâre a vampire, fully embraces the dark aesthetic, âomg itâs not twilight!!â
Always turning into mist or a bat, can disprove every vampire myth, doesnât eat anything âcause itâs not like theyâre gonna die :/
Constantly trying to find other vampires, thinks some branch of the government is investigating them, sometimes worries about sunlight at night.
Thinks everyone looks delicious, living the classic vampire romance novels, tried going out in sunlight once just to see what would happen.
Slays vampire slayers, will stand outside during the day just to prove a point, currently organizing a vampire-rights campaign.
Worries about being discovered, can never bring themselves to bite anyone, will definitely eat your human food to avoid making a scene.
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