i rule my body from the throne of agony

erm im 26 but im too lazy to change my bio without fucking up my formatting 🫡

28/09 BABEY IM 27 🎂😋

28/09 again.... 28 😁👍

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

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i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

Remember when 10 year old girls used to wear happy bunny t shirts that just said shit like “I’m going to skin you alive”

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

your cat was an honor to see in the window