i rule my body from the throne of agony

erm im 26 but im too lazy to change my bio without fucking up my formatting 🫡

28/09 BABEY IM 27 🎂😋

28/09 again.... 28 😁👍

i miss vhs tapes and cds i miss feeding my computers and tvs yummy treats. now theyre eating nothing. theyre being born without mouths

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette