valross.

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah.

Me anytime a sex scene takes place in a show/movie: This is literally the most unnecessary thing can we not

clouds rly are amazing. what are they made of? no one knows.

……water?

maybe! no one knows.

Why was Shrek’s soundtrack so incredible like who sat down and decided that a movie about an ogre would have a beautiful Rufus Wainwright ballad followed by a Smash Mouth/Eddie Murphy cover of I’m A Believer and how can I thank them

my life has too much panic and not enough disco

the whole culture that has grown around making fun of girls for literally everything never fails to amaze me….oh you like to paint? you’re a pretentious art hoe. you like reading? god, i bet the only thing you’ve read is cheesy romance novels. you like music? lol yeah right have you ever even heard of - insert boring white rock band from the 70s -. you wear makeup? you’re fake as fuck. no makeup? damn you look sick, at least put some foundation on. snapchat filters? basic. small boobs? gross, you look like a guy. big boobs? ew why are they sagging and why do you have stretch marks ugh. haven’t had sex? what a prude, loosen up. oh you have had sex? you’re a fucking slut!! you can’t win. you literally can not win.

Yo this is so true

god please send me a man who likes putting face masks on and doing skincare routines with me amen

children of color deserve better

more like children of any color deserve better