When I open up, he meets me where I am.

the concept of iron man is so funny like imagine if you woke up one day and saw on the news that paris hilton sigle-handedly defeated ISIS

she has the power

bong joo ho being like "the oscars are just a local award show" and then winning all the most prestigious categories has massive dick energy

if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant

imagine finding out your dad abandoned you for twenty years to go to Hawaii and get a job making tiny cars for bugs

Hahahahaha