little jin tortilla

no offence but is this seriously what we're doing for the rest of our lives. like. just work minimum wage and drink soy lattes? be a 4.75/10? I half-heartedly thrift for my clothes and watch the world collapse around me in a very boring and predictable way? sure I can go hike the fucking pacific crest trail and I romanticise my bus ride and listen to hozier or whatever the tiktok girlies say these days. but this can't be it.

im implementing lifestyle changes u have never even Heard of before

"Are you a boy or a girl?" I'm a punchline.

My pronouns are he/he/he/he/he.

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

admit it, we’ve all fantasised about slow-dancing in the kitchen barefoot in our pyjamas at 2am in the arms of someone we love while old romantic jazz songs play softly on the radio

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

im so tired of everything i want everyone to start dressing like freaks n club kids n teens on talk shows in the 90s bc their parents are worried theyre going to hell for being goth. fuck minimalism fuck instagram fuck most fashion if you dont look like a clown go to hell im not kidding. you boring bitch.

we should all be wearing some level of costume at all time. you wanna look like a 50s soul singer good. you wanna look like an early 1900s miner do that. you wanna look like an alien do that. just wanna look like a wild motherfucker do that im just. if you wear a t shirt n jeans fuck you. put something cool on. a metalic blazer. a happy birthday hat that you just always wear. boots that have plastic bugs glued to them. but no bowties