Peanutbutter and Jellyfish

I made the base for Rhaenyra’s and Aegona’s crown in like four hours with just hopes and dreams plus two Capri Suns boxes (the actual box not the juice pouches) hand full of scrap cardboard and half a roll of masking tape.

But they look really cool and that’s all that matters.

What the actually fuck. oh my god. holy smokes.

it probably confuses the fuck out of the bats when jason stops being hyperfocused on the robin/joker situation and they start witnessing this new normal, because jason as a child i think was Not Like That. he was quiet, loved to curl up and relax with a good book and was very methodical/matter-of-fact about the way he completed tasks. i imagine jason reintegrating himself into the batfamily and being all frantic/easily distracted/bouncy all the time would confuse the fuck out of them; especially when damian just ignores it/works around it like it’s normal. but the funniest aspect of this is how i think jason would have been at the league.

i just keep imagining talia and ra’s trying to deal with it. they resurrected the second robin thinking they were going to get a great powerful warrior and asset to potentially use against batman in the future and instead they got a jason todd who wont stop zoning out during meetings and has to constantly be reminded what mission he’s even been assigned.

talia sends him out to kill some guy and jason returns with no kill and a bunch of knitting supplies because he walked past a store and got distracted by the cool patterns being advertised.

damian is Well Used to reminding jason of appointments/specifically timed events because the lazarus energy fizzes about in his mind so much that jason just Has No Concept of time or time management anymore. he is late for Everything without damian keeping tabs.

ra’s is the most resigned man on the planet whenever jason is around him because he cannot argue that jason is still really fucking valuable to have on side—it’s just that any meeting jason is a part of will always end with him getting bored/distracted and rambling about some completely irrelevant subject. or just drawing on his legs under the table with a marker.

Team Mystery for- probably not the win, but definitely for standing ominously in the corner as tragedy and comedy duke it out

Posting some of my art fight profile drawings so they have a link, don't mind me.

Red Robin: How-

Robin: The one who's in all those Adam Sandler movies! The unfunny ugly one.

Red Robin: Nobody tell—

Signal: Rob Schinender! That's the one who's always unfunny. Don't worry, Red Robin, I got you.

Red Robin: When I'm throttling him, I'll be thinking of you too.

Signal: Aww, thanks man.

Robin: Rob Schinender! You're that! Yeah. Pete Davidson Schinender!

Riddler: He'll have a hot daughter that'll disown him too.

Red Robin (walking over to Riddler): Oh, I can knock your ass out!

Batman (failing to stop Red Robin): He was just joking—You're already punching him. Robin, stop comparing him to SNL comedians!

Also, getaway driver Dick teaching Damian to drive way too early for it by any sensible margin, but as Dick put it, if he can reach the pedals and see the street (even if it involved some creative use of shortened slits and a few pillows (Damian as a 10-year-old is tiny)) he's good. Damian thinks this is all perfectly sensible, of course

Then one day, when Batman is down and the rest of the Bat team is out, and they are in no position to get back to the cave, now 13-year-old Damian hauls them inside, adjusts the Batmobile to a secret setting Dick showed him, and he's off like a bat out of hell

Meanwhile, the Bats draw the completely wrong conclusion, thinking that The Menace also managed to get himself employed by Ra's somehow too. Like he wasn't already everywhere, taunting them with his unsolvable identity at every corner!

Ra's, who knows damn well it is his eldest "grandson", is of no help whatsoever. Damian refuses to clear the confusion because he promised Dick, Dick thinks it is hilarious

Dick, 18, looking at the 8 year old Ra’s just brought in the room. This is apparently his little brother. And Ra’s wants Dick to teach him how to drive.

He turns back to Ra’s and says, “I want a McLaren as compensation.”

“Of course, grandson.”

Dick smiles then, and he squats down in front of Damian and grins.

“So you wanna learn how to drive?”

“Grandfather says you’re the best.”

“I am, actually,” Dick agrees. Then he turns to Ra’s and asks, “Which car do you want me to teach him in? I don’t think he’ll be able to really reach the pedals yet.”

“Take him on a drive first, let him get a feel for it. He’ll observe for now. Take whichever car you wish.”

“Awesome. Let’s go, Little D,” he says, clapping his hands as he stands.

“Don’t call me that.”

“What was that, Little D? I couldn’t quite hear you from down there.”

Damian glares and stomps after him.

Bruce (dropping his book): Did you just inadvertently reveal your older brother is spraying the neighbors with a super soaker again?!

Damian: Yes. I want it back! It's my super soaker you got me for my birthday!

Team Mystery for- probably not the win, but definitely for standing ominously in the corner as tragedy and comedy duke it out

like idk let’s go with Roy or Wally. Take a look around at the supers with their birds like hmm “You have the Kryptonian version of Dick don’tcha?”

Damian chilling with super bubbly Jon glowers, “Don’t be an imbecile Jon is nothing like Richard.” Jon is beaming he thinks Dick is the best.

Tim looks to Kon and shrugs. Tim didn’t live through Dicks emo/punk era and doesn’t see it. Then again Tim did get pretty obsessive with both of them. Kon is flattered. Dick is cool.

Jason with Prime plastered to his side goes “I didn’t choose this.” Prime keeps Dicks clinginess to a minimum. Prime had agreed to keep his mouth shut for this post for head pats from Jason.

Babs smirks knowing where this is going, “Kara has a few assets Dickie doesn’t.”

Bruce looks at Clark and goes “Well Dick had to get it from somewhere.”

Cue chaos from the bats as all but Babs thought they were just besties with their super. Dick gets two dads and yes Clark is his super still.