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sometimes we take it out on one another

#my edits #mdzs #cql #the untamed #wei wuxian #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #yunmeng sibs #wwx #jc #jyl #fun fact i found out how gross jc spitting up blood is in reverse making this #like slurping up a congealed blood noodle #had to do it many times over because i couldn't stop watching in horrified fascination

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2manypdfs

happy There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury day

teafromthemicrowave

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT ALL WORKER'S RIGHTS ARE RESULTS OF LEFT POLITICS. BILLIONAIRES AND CEOS DO NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR RIGHTS, ONLY YOUR WORKFORCE.

Happy International Worker's Day 🚩

keepcalmandcarriefischer

It's the last day of April

my-little-bologna

Wake up babe, new meta layer just dropped

poetry-protest-pornography

This is the best one

ruffboi-mags

(in case anyone needs context, since i know there's a bunch of younguns who didn't even know the "It's gonna be May" meme... The song playing is NSync's song "It's Gonna Be Me", the guy in the mint green t-shirt is NSync member Lance Bass, and the guy in the pink hoodie is his husband Michael.)

elephino-but-i-need-a-name

I need to you all to know that the original caption for this is : “POV your friend mispronounces a word once and now it’s a national holiday.”

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iamthetruestrepairman

no dad.. being tormented and endlessly suffering was YOUR dream

groundbreakingdot872

#bbc merlin

giveitallforonenight-deactivate

asktoothless

Hey guys remember when this took 8000000 years to scroll through?

allsadnshit

Being an adult in this recession and being like wow I am totally "splurging" on 3 new sets of cotton underwear and 3 pairs of socks like whoaaaaa hold your horses duke of the land where's all this money gonna come from

glixbitch

Facebook: we analysed your entire internet history, tracked your location and took a deep dive into your personal relationships, and we’ve decided to recommend you this specific conditioner that you also saw in your local Tesco two days ago, aint that neat!

Tumblr: HEY sHITHEAD *slurring words* how would you like to buy *throws dart* a gym membership for your *spins wheel* pARROT

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etherealspacejelly

bastard sounds great in an irish accent. if an irish person calls you a 'daft bastard' it just feels right

the welsh have the monopoly on things ending in hell. fuckin hell and bloody hell hit different in a welsh accent. its like music to my ears

the scots have piss and shite for sure. "its pishin it doon out there" "this is a load of shite" absolute poetry

if i may speak for the english i think we do penis related words very well. dickhead, knobhead, twat, etc.

and for all the shit we give them, you gotta admit that no one can deliver a 'goddamn' quite like an american. theres a certain weight to it that you just cant achieve in other accents. when an american says goddamn you know shit just got real

etherealspacejelly

i have been informed that twat means vagina not penis. thats my bad

also people are saying australians have the monopoly on cunt and while that is correct its not exactly new information which is why i didnt include it. everyone knows australians say cunt the best thats just a given

mothmanchronicler

januaryysummers

myleftpinkytoe

UM WE FORGOT THE OTHER TWO

atomicrow

tumblr when a new pathetic man drops

criminalizegolf

any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number

violetutterances

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

makielkowo

me and my girlfriend started to rewatch merlin again... i fear i developed an unhealthy obsession??

(season 2 spoilers under cut! (is it even possible to spoil a show that ended 10+ years ago?)

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elleldoe

a comment a day keeps the insanity at bay

aromanticduck

No, I would not steal a car. However, if I had the ability to create a copy of someone's car that I could have for free while the other person retained their original car, I would definitely do that.

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