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those westerns finally make sense now. it’s like honey i’m going into town. i’ll pick up sugar, flour, beans, salt pork, bullets, and kerosene. do you want a bolt of calico? some maple syrup? i’m taking the wagon i’ll be back in three days

me an my housemate have been wearing big old hats when we walk into town + bandanas round our faces. the other day I saw a butch girl in the corner shop and she tipped her snapback at me; I blushed a little at the scandal of it all, and have been thinking of her non stop. truly..... it is a wild country out there....

overwatch wants what nintendogs has

That man was probably freaked tf out that some random creepy child came up to him unprompted and asked after his deceased mother

This post is amazing from start to finish

This rhymes

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

If you want cute names for your partner just use ones on candles they’re so beautiful like pumpkin spice or Passion flower or midnight rose or vanilla bean