reblog if it's okay to IM you

its okay to Immediately Murder me even if we aren’t mutuals

oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,

i could never handle immortality not because of any existential reasons but because i know itd make my procrastination so much worse. catch me putting off tasks for decades. catch me putting off tasks for centuries. what do you mean that movie ive been meaning to get around to became lost media 40 years ago. what do you mean that landmark ive been meaning to visit has been eroded. oooh i got PLANY of time..............

we need to bring back the uquiz + picrew era stat i need to be distracted through the exploration of my fake self through the same eight hozier lyrics and none of the hair style options being remotely close to me in real life. this is entirely unironic i eat it up everytime. please tell me about myself mikufan539 i don't know anything.

(girl who is already extremely private) i think i need to Move In More Silence

The thing about how you will talk like a tumblr user for the rest of your life is that usually people won’t clock it but sometimes you’ll meet someone and you’ll actually be able to see a look of painful recognition in their eyes when you say some tumblypoo bullshit while everyone else just thinks you had an epic original thought. And it’s gonna make you a little bit sorry you were born

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

Did you guys know that this isn’t your grave and you can get out of this hole? I just found out