sad numbers

i think if a robot introduces itself as 019405c3-9446-777f-9ca9-e0810c2caaf7 but then you call it jenny because "that's her model," that's racist

you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again

microdosing teledildonics by blowing you a kiss

the natural human lifespan is actually less than 2 days, but many have taken to artificially extending their lives via substances such as food/water

so much porn of girls spreading their legs and her dick pops out and it's captioned "surprise!" but is anyone even really surprised anymore

you have to read this in Werner Herzog's voice btw

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Me when weird transfemmes

Edging someone is the cum equivalent of aging wine in a barrel

If you're doing this to a trans woman remember that it's an especially fine vintage. Limited quantity and supreme quality. Girlcum is the Romanee-Conti of semen

I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.