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chamomile-dove

some friendship dynamics i doodled that i love a lot because im a certified FRIENDSHIP LOVER from the board of FRIENDIRECTORS on planet PLATONIC

szyszkasosnowa

Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????

rosslynpaladin

I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT

suckingham-phallus69

Fun fact! If you duck duck went vocaloids, they have icons too

genderednipples

kyraneko

holy fuck there's more of them?

redshift-starfire

They also do it when you search Linux

noneedtofearorhope

they also have a LOT of these. i'll put them under a read more because its a lot and also so as not to spoil the fun for those who want to hunt for them.

gingerwonderwild

ladyshinga

OceanGate, the deep-sea exploration company that created the Titan submersible, has removed its Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and LinkedIn a

poor things, well we should definitely make this easier on them by never repeatedly mentioning their name and deeds on the "reblog things forever" website

septicake

yea that'd be a shame

by the way, just so everyone knows what not to do, shift+r reblogs a post instantly

just make sure you don't reblog anything about oceangate because that would completely undermine their entire plan 😇😇😇

curoopeez

You also shouldn't queue a post, that would make people keep remembering this post for a longer time, which is the opposite of forgetting

ralfmaximus

June 18, 2023 never forgor

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mevil

lizholmes

sometiktoksarevalid

skweebs

Made this guy from my favorite Gerard Donelan comic

thoughtportal

we thought it would be easy

bitegore

This is from @hellenhighwater!

Original post can be found here: https://hellenhighwater.tumblr.com/post/612678725528633344/i-had-a-new-flag-made-for-barntopia-because-its

hellenhighwater

Yeah, one of you weasels cropped the picture and it breached containment. This is in my dad’s barn–I made it for him years ago specifically in reference to the incredible number of projects that have started as “just a little thing” and have ended with a nuts-and-bolts restoration–and he’s now seeing it posted in his car groups on facebook, that’s how far out of hellsite circulation this has escaped. And now his car friends want me to make them flags too.

I really should have expected this.

For the record, this painting is also for my dad’s barn.

hellenhighwater

Actually, you know what, fuckit. It’s on redbubble now.

silly-signs

Official silly sign

(Huge shoutout to @twitcherpated-replies for pointing out OP! I originally reblogged the repost alone and not knowing it was a repost)

colorado-rockies-official

bunny moment

colorado-rockies-official

the baseball crowd loves unexpected animals far more than the baseball game

colorado-rockies-official

you come into our house and say something so brave and true

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rhube

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

pipistrellus

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

rhube

20 years. I am not happy about this.

demonicsymphony

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

luminouspica

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!

cheaphalloweencostume

yesterday my grandma found a penny on the floor and said to my grandpa “there’s that penny again, pa!” and i absolutely lost my mind because i couldn’t shelve the thought of a single panel Far Side comic of two old people on the front porch in the middle of nowhere and a giant penny angrily and inexplicably rolling through the wastes

“there’s that penny again, pa!”

secreteggplantbaby

cheaphalloweencostume

this is hands down my single favorite post ive ever made that got notes

hometoursandotherstuff

I'd try one now, if it comes in pink.

isuggesttherianthropy

epicsause-official

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

epicsause-official

heres kinda what i mean

catmanbowser

Im fucking losing it over this entry. Don't get mad.

justarandomart

dont get mad ok

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bourtange

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

txttletale

this post posits a utopian world where either of these parties would support feeding schoolchildren, making it a masterclass in "hopepunk"

damnhotpocket

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

communeist

THEY ARE

crematedequally

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

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