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my birthday today (july 5)

happy fart of poo-ly

this is one of the funniest things he has ever said. I’m not going to touch his fundamental misunderstanding of what Communism is and how the ideology has not worked once over thousands of years “I’ll give you everything” *takes it away from others who earned it* thing is his entire ideology, that is what his presidency is

It looked like this.

toby's first tumblr unsexyman

the haunted game

i think this captures the defining pathology of the collective social media psyche right now. we are in the thrall of people who are wantonly cruel but who also demand to be coddled at all times in every way

is this even funny i dont think its funny im not putting it in the tags