I want Kandi!

not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to

becoming a member of the ageing tumblr populace will have you typing shit like 'why am i always buying new tubes of toothpaste' and posting it to your followers with zero thought zero hesitation like yuuuup. really knocked it out of the park with this one

i eat your grandads clothes

Macklemoth

they should offer top surgery in the Taco Bell drive thru

baja blast your tits off

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

I kind of miss the impulsivity that certain spaces used to allow. oh you want a hair cut today? hairdresser in the corner can fit you in before her 2 o’clock. tattoo of a cobra… sure leg or arm? even concerts, back when you could go to the box office thirty mins before any show. not saying these things don’t exist at all, but everything feels booked five months in advance and 10x more expensive

duuude is that a losing dog? *gets out my wallet*

Happy pride month everyone get more aromantic and asexual now