Just a hot mess of everything

My husband and me in the supermarket check out line.

A cashier in Lowes literally asked me and my partner if we were best friends 🥲

…Well, there’s my blood sugar levels shot to hell for the next hour or so… :)

This is so fucking cool!

I gasped out loud.

Dangling my hand over the side of my bed to ask the monster under it to hold my hand while I sleep

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.