my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.
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my sister’s bf referred to eating cheese as “mousing out” and i’m so utterly charmed by that. can we all agree to adopt that into language.

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i trusted you
Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people
where the FUCK are the normal Professor Venomous oneshots. get this dub-con and non-con and drugging and bullshit off of my feed. i’ll give 400 pounds of mac and cheese to anyone that contributes normal shit to the professor venomous x reader tag (nsfw or sfw i don gaf)
i’m begging you all. it’s for the good of the people
pov when i tell my friend im ready for happy tapioca with them and they ask me which boba place we’re going to only for them to turn their head and see me staring like this
Reblog to give a fat trans man a burger

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Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!
I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!
Worth a try lol
i could use some good news or even a good girl
Go lil bagle! Show me your power!
Okii then!
THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG
I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT
pleaseeeee bring me a significant other with streetwear style and the craziest black hair ever conceived
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(posting in a different format than twitter bc of image limit, sigh. Anyway, hope y'all like it!!)
I love them so much.
🥘 returning to say i’m SO GRATEFUL you don’t accept smut requests for characters that are minors!!! i love all the authors on tumblr equally, but it makes me so uncomfortable when they write hardcore smut about minors (EVEN if they’re 17 OR aged up. aged up is false if they’re character died 😭😭😭)
IM LOOKING AT 70% OF THE FUCKING GIORNO AND FUGO FANS BTW. PINNING FOR A 15 AND 16 YEAR OLD BOY AS A PROUD 18+ ACC IS SO FUCKING CRINGE GET OUT OF MY FACE
-🥘
Hides you behind me as I lean on a wall
Nothing to see here, gentleman! On with your day!
i’m not 🥘 anon but i praise them for speaking up
WORD OH MY GODDD WORD
everyone around me is so uneducated. CLITORIS is a MAN who FLEW TOO CLOSE to the SUN; NOT a “vagina” or whatever kids are calling her these days. some woke “clitoris is a woman” bullshit….
I’m rlly surprised with myself that I never drew this scene b4
Oh my god part 2

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I think I have a new favorite episode…
this is it. this is the episode. that’s wraps guys you can go home
Some people like to talk bout som “these fans are the reason they’re ending the show” and it upsets me because the whole FUCKING SHOW is a love letter to the internet, and really, fandoms alike!
Since season one they’ve praised their fandom, interacting with artwork, mentioning it in podcasts, stuff like that, and to this DAY they do.
Litteraly in the words of Michael Cusack, “…continue to be blown away by the fandom which loves it as much as we do.” AND THEY PUT THE GOAT EMME IN THE SHOW ITSELF, THEY MADE A SELFSHIP CANON, THE EXACT TYPE OF THINGS THOSE PEOPLE THAT KEEP SHITTING IN THE FANDOM COMMENT ON
Plus like dude…two people that have been online for decades atp wouldn’t produce a show without knowing that these characters will be shipped together, cosplayed, have uhh odd art made of them, TL;DR BE CRINGE WITH THE CHARACTERS! NOBODYS GOING TO MAKE A SHOW THINKING THAT NONE OF THESE THINGS WILL HAPPEN!!
I whole heartedly believe thinking that the fandom (which isn’t even that bad btw like hello) is the reason for the show ending rather than them simply being worried about getting burnt out, or dragging it on, are STUPID because dude especially now if they thought their fandom sucked ass they wouldn’t have put a self shipper in it and credit her as “Allan’s muse” like that’s fucking beautiful. They wouldn’t have done that if they thought stuff like that ruined the show come on now.
These people gotta think twice before commenting “you people are why the show ended” under every charpim post💔💔💔
I’m cruing bro he does not gaf 😭😭😭
21,10,2025
my fave duo forever i hope they team up again soon
Sorry Charlie but gotta be my scapegoat again
I hope they explode into a million pieces that can’t ever be glued back together

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this fandom is a prison
this fandom is a prison pt2
lego batman put his own damn picture in bitch 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏