it's alright when you're around rain or shine

people seem to think you cant be a spongebob and also understand a squidward but thats not true. if anything a true spongebob is more able to understand a squidward, even if they cant specifically relateWhat the fuck am i talking about. sorry what am i talking about right now. sorry i just realized im saying some fucking bullshit right now to all of you

I can’t decide if it’s funnier if this is about autism or lycanthropy

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period