it's alright when you're around rain or shine

That's got to be the funniest graph ever published in a paper

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

"incurious" still GOAT insult. You could be better but you're not. You could learn but you won't, and for no good reason, just a base dispositional apathy. Get fucked

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

the irredeemable pervert is generally well regarded among their friends for their insightful thoughts and all around pleasant demeanour

omegaverse for straight people is crazy because straight people is already omegaverse