it's alright when you're around rain or shine

I just got sent to jail & hell for playing a video game

harsh, but fair

why is being sent to the seaside no longer a medical prescription. i know it would fix me.

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

more people should have cambrian era animals as fursonas. especially if they design them the same way sparkledogs look. i just want to see art of a rainbow anomalocaris holding hands with an edgy hallucigenia

Whats up tunblr basically i just wrote this book with tons of dope fan fiction trope buzz woeds and gay characters fucking & sucking each other the entire book U will like it automaticaly i think since it has those blaze ths shit imediately🔥🔥🔥

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

hey diva no shade but I have stationed mercenaries at the edge of your kingdom’s borders

little miss echolalia would like to repeat what u just said

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said

little miss auditory processing disorder echolalia would like to repeat what she thinks you just said as a nonsense vocal stim ad nauseum

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well