My moist scrungo

I went to every afterlife and there wasn't a single goomba in any of them. Where the fuck are these things going

average Oblivion custom character

hold on let me install it real quick

i can’t believe people ever called tumblr an echo chamber or a “hugbox”, i have never in my life been exposed to a group of people so thirsty to disagree with you. why did someone just say they wished they could crucify me bc i said i liked oat milk best. we all need to learn some lessons about friendship here

Sometimes it's hard to tell if I'm rotating a cube in my mind or just fondly remembering that time I rotated a cube with my hands

thats right. be a good sunfish for daddy. daddys gonna ram into you at full speed until you explode and turn into meat confetti

You have to careful about masturbating to your imagination cause god doesn’t know about imagination so he will assume you are jacking off to whatever is around you like dust, a dead bug, birds nest. And if you jerk off to a poisonous bug (or if god assumes you have) then you do go to hell

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead