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disgruntledturtle

Why do witches like always wanna fatten kids up before they eat them?? fat is like the grossest part of meat

equalistmako

“Why hello there, little children~. Please follow me to my magical… FITNESS ROOM. NO P A N S I E S ALLOWED BEYOND THIS POINT. LEAVE YOUR WHINING AT THE DOOR BECAUSE IT’S LEG DAY AND WE’RE ABOUT TO GET R-R-R-RIPPE D.”

seasonoftowers

Because they’re always cooking said kids in cauldrons and ovens - aka long cooking times at lowish heat. If you do that to fatty meat, the fat melts completely and the meat gets tear-it-apart-with-a-fork soft. If you do it to lean meat, you get tiny little sad meat bits that bring no joy to anyone.

people-are-garbage

well you did ask

defilerwyrm

Also there’s wisdom in fattening them up on sweets and other carbs. A meatless, carb-rich diet makes for more tender and flavourful meat.

mrtacomam

you are arguing over the semantics of EATING CHILDREN

kariachi

Well yeah, you gotta get this shit right or it’s a waste of 40-80 lbs of meat.

pulltheotheroneithasbellson

plus if you feed them a high fat, low nutrition diet, they’re easier to subdue and less likely to run away, which would be a concern for an elderly crone.

blueandbluer

Thank you, Old Witch With Candy House side of tumblr.

ambientwitch

Girlfriend twins ❤️

theinturnetexplorer

Homosexuality explained in a German Children’s Book

captainlordauditor

‘he tells me jokes, just like dad does’ so this poor kid has to put up with two, maybe three times the dad jokes

dexterous-sinistrous

That book is called Daddy’s Roommate. And it is one of the books that gets destroyed the most in libraries, forcing libraries to have to purchase it again. That’s right–homophobes keep destroying it, forcing people to buy more copies, which in turn keeps it in print.

aceoflights

It kinda bugged me that some of the translations were off. So here is a more accurate version, with also some additional context.

Last year mom and dad divorced.

Now someone else moved in with dad.

Dad and his (boy)friend Frank live together. (In german the words for a platonic friend and a boyfriend/girlfriend are the same. I would argue what makes most sense for this book is that the meaning changes throughout.)

They work together,

Eat together,

Sleep together,

Shave together,

And sometimes they also argue.

But they always make up.

Frank likes me too.

He tells me jokes and riddles, just like dad.

He catches me insects for science class,

Reads to me,

Makes me tasty jam-sandwiches,

And comforts me when I have nightmares.

On weekends

We do all kinds of things together.

We go to the stadium,

To the zoo,

Drive to the beach,

Work in the garden,

And in the evening we make music.

Mom says, dad and Frank are gay.

First I didn’t understand that, that’s why she explained it to me.

Being gay is just a different way to love.

And love is the most beautiful way to be happy.

Dad and his boyfriend are happy together.

And I’m happy too.

tallahasseemp3

happy 18th anniversary, three cheers for sweet revenge! (click for high-res)

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stabbingstabbed

18th Jan 2005, Bristol

edited from images I’ve archived from defunct fansite theimmortalityproject

atomic58-blog

white-cishet-snail

Our blessed tumblr

greatnorthernofficial

A holy site

toastyboobs

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

keepcalmandcarriefischer

Not one of the 7 deadly sins, but a secret 8th sin

sherlocktheravencat

@silverjirachi

valtsv

aropride

and you must build an altar where it swells

smallballz-deactivated20240713

i hope every assignment. dies

smallballz-deactivated20240713

reblog to eat all of your mutuals assignments like a dog

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yuri-alexseygaybitch

Knowing that “punk” was basically a synonym for “faggot” has me fucked up. Imagine the alternate timeline where they switched places and we have genres like “faggot rock” and “cyberfaggot”.

redchrominance

and with your help, we can make this dream a reality <3

sm0kedfag

“so what’s your style called again?”

“oh, i’m a faggot”

thecoolerantistraight

dailymway

day 459

thesearethewordsofmyholiday-dea

Visit Original Link

I just wanna make sure nobody forgets that this exists and it is awesome.

does-anything-matter-deactivate

THE FUNNY THING IS THIS ISN’T EDITED. GERARD ACTUALLY SAT AND SUNG NA NA NA IN SIMLISH.

lovesexcenturies

THERE’S LYRICS

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NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Bab naba bobatay Was napa seepashay NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA Ee bapa shobbycay Ban zee la burgindory Bap my lair, zab and vore me bull na bin Leb nis zurb expnode

fangoriaaa

tHIS SHOULD BE ILLEGA L IM DY IGN

emoheritageposts

March 7, 2014

royal-ki

Don't think about how happy Ray Toro is on stage and to be touring, about how he's kissing and cuddling and ass grabbing gerard, cuddling Frank and Mikey, head-butting and joking around, don't think About him brushing his teeth with Mikey and relearning songs, about how his son gets to watch him shred on stage, don't think about how he drinks his little glass of red wine each night and fucking BEAMS at the audience with love, about how much Ray loves MCR, don't think about it

I thought about it

obsessedovertoobands

Disasterology lyrics (Pierce the Veil)

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tua-said-this

diego: i learned some very valuable lessons from this.

luther: i'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

diego: death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

theblackparadeisdead

Do you think they ever make fun of frank for all his side bands? Like at riot fest he gets offstage after the LS Dunes set to make his way over to mcr soundcheck only to see Gerard and Ray yelling about being the other woman and then Mikey asks him how the walk of shame was

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