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It’s even funnier how jealous Shane gets of Svetlana when I’m pretty sure, in the show at least, he hasn’t even seen what she looks like yet. Like not only is she Ilya’s childhood best friend, regular hookup, and a person that knows at least as much if not more about hockey than him, but she’s also the most stunning gorgeous woman ever. He’s gonna be fuming when he sees her
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LESBIANS WE UPPPPP
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My Svetlana and Ilya fight like siblings (Sveta's the big sister, obviously). Like, there is only one cookie left? They are throwing hands over that bitch. (they both want the cookie).
Shane: Guys, just cut the cookie in half.
Ilya [looking up from the headlock Svetlana has him in]: Is this like the bible story? To see who loves the baby more? Because I will give up baby to get whole baby.
Svetlana [kicking him in the shin before grabbing the cookie and licking it]: My baby.
shane, an atheist + didn’t have a christian childhood: they cut a baby in half in the bible?
sveta and ilya in unison: almost!
GOD I want a fic that's just post-outing Svetlana finallyyyy being free to release the tapes of Ilya Rozanov TORMENTING her with his dumbass pining for Shane
It's like a bunch of screenshots and pics gathered from over the last Literal Decade, perfectly capturing just how whipped Ilya was from day fucking one and how much he made it Svetlanas problem.
She captions it something like "So happy for my best friend and his better half. Even happier that said best friend can now tell other people about how many freckles are on Shane Hollanders' entire body, or what his least favourite sheet texture is because that's really none of my business but I have been forced to know <3"
it goes so viral that she basically earns an unofficial internet knighthood
everyone shut up im reheating ep 2 and i need to take a moment to appreciate svetlana vetrova. she sees ilya suffering with his dad, whisks him off to the bathroom with her and sasha, and proceeds to lay out the path to the cup for him. knows he feels so low and worthless between his fathers disapproval and team russia getting so thoroughly trounced and she builds him back up in under three minutes. reminds him who the fuck he is and that he CAN still be a winner. then she fucks off in case he needs/wants to fuck sasha as an added release (he doesn’t and that’s fine she doesn’t know why yet but she still tee’d him up for it bc that’s her boy!!!!)
svetlana i would die for you fr
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Rose and Svetlana both staying at the Hollanov house post-TLG, running into eachother in the kitchen in the middle of the night because their hosts are keeping them both awake with their sex noises and they've separately decided they might as well get a drink/snack.
At first they don't acknowledge it, but then there's a particularly loud sound from Ilya. One of them almost spits out the water she just sipped and then they're laughing and comparing notes ("did Shane ever make you moan like that?" "never! Did Ilya sound like that for you?" "never, and we had some great sex")
After a while, Ilya emerges looking thoroughly debauched to fetch a fresh glass of ice water for Shane and finds his best-friend-with-former-benefits and his husband's best-friend-former-girlfriend debating whether Shane is incredibly talented in bed with men or Ilya is just down bad.
Ilya has never looked more smug than when he tells them the answer is both.
Ilya and Shane bring Svetlana over to the Hollanders’ house when she comes up to Ottawa for a visit. Her and Yuna instantly bond over their love of hockey. David jokingly says they should start a podcast after listening to them talk about hockey all night. ‘The 105ers’ video and audio podcast is born, and it quickly becomes the #1 hockey podcast. Despite the name, they don’t (officially) let Ilya and Shane on the show. This doesn’t stop Ilya from crashing the set and plopping down next to Yuna as her and Svetlana discuss Nashville’s defensive woes. Listeners and views can sometimes hear Shane giving commentary off camera. Scott Hunter is brought on as a guest and you can clearly hear Ilya off camera say, “Mama won’t let me be on the podcast but allows this old man!”
shane & ilya & rose & svetlana go on vacation together and the other hotel guests and employees are super ??? about their dynamic because of how touchy they are with eachother.
shane and ilya will die if they’re not touching (“okay those two are definitely together”)
svetlana and ilya and rose go clubbing but shane goes to bed early and they come back to the hotel drunk asf, arms around eachother, dying of laughter (“oh so it’s a throuple?”)
shane and rose go on a sunrise hike and rose is leaning on shane and they’re casual huggers (“maybe those two are also dating bc no way is he cheating on the guy?”)
svetlana scolding ilya about wearing sunscreen in russian and he’s arguing back (“that sounds like wife yelling not friend yelling”)
svetlana and rose being super touchy and complimenting eachother a lot and doing eachothers hair (“oh lord they’re so hot together”)
shane holding hands with both ilya and rose (“aww that’s sweet”)
they’re eating breakfast at the hotel and they’re all feeding each other and grabbing things for each other and “try the orange juice it’s so good” and “i got you coffee” (“maybe they’re poly?”)
svetlana and shane both playing with ilya’s hair and talking about hockey and ignoring ilya (“they’re not letting that poor guy speak”) - ilya is beyond happy
I adore them
heated rivalry twitter (13/?) ft rose joining ilya in his shenanigans (she loves to dance, okay!)
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#Jacob, answer the phone!!!
ilya struggling with emergency contacts. he can't put his father. who barely remembers he has a son in the show. barely remember he has a son at all some nights. can't put his brother. god fucking forbid something happens and Alexi picks up the phone. he probably wouldn't really. wants sometimes to put his mother down so bad it hurts. an ache in his stomach that feels like a sucker punch. leaves it blank most times. when he can get away with it. puts Svetlana when he can't. lies and says she's a cousin and never tells her because she'd laugh so hard she'd probably choke. and he'd laugh too and then spend the night trying to remember what was funny anyhow. pretends he doesn't care when he watches shane fill out forms deftly. mom. dad. like it wasn't anything at all. ilya who marries shane. one day. after all that aching and waiting and preemptive and permanent grief he felt so often he forgot it was there. who gets those stupid annual papers and writes (like it isn't anything at all) Yuna. David. and has to pretend it doesn't close a gaping wound he'd been bleeding from for so long it almost scares him. to press on and find no. I belong. I have a family. a family.
i do think when ilya introduces shane and svetlana he’s so excited because yay they’re gonna talk about me and how sexy I am and good at fucking i am the entire time but WRONG they just talk about hockey all night long and shane and svetlana both have a hand on ilya touching him while the other hand is waving around when they talk and completely ignore ilya otherwise and ilya is like omg this is so boring but he actually is having the best night ever because his entire world is sitting on this couch with him nerding out over hockey and playing with his hair and fingers while they do it and he is just sitting there like 🥰
Svetlana: bitch you’re really secretive about fucking someone named Jane in Montreal and you get really fucking weird when I mention Shane Hollander…… I’m not stupid.
Hayden: have fun with Boston Lily 😃
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the two most important people in ilya's life shutting down his self loathing
1.05 i'll believe in anything
Svetlana knows that Jane is a man but also she definitely 100% knows it's Shane, and the more I think about it the funnier it gets.
Like she knows that Ilya gets weird when she brings up Hollander. And she knows that he watched that documentary about his house (maybe she even knows he watched it more than once). I bet she's caught the occasional interesting word on his phone screen when she's been over his shoulder, too.
But most importantly, she's obsessed with hockey. You know she watches every one of Ilya's games. You KNOW she's seen him and Shane glancing at each other and watched the way they interact, and you better believe she clocked when they were decidedly NOT glancing at each other and both playing like absolute shit.
