This is gonna sound a little obsessive...

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One day it randomly comes up as Ilya says something about a time he acted like a dick and Shane is just like “Eh it’s ok, looking back I understand now that you were in a ‘I’m going to hurt you before you can hurt me’ mindset and that’s why you acted like that.”

And Ilya is staring at him and Shane asks what’s wrong and Ilya goes “I hurt you?” And Shane’s just like well yeah but it was forever ago don’t worry about it. But Ilya is worrying about it because back when he’d done the various hurtful things he’d been in downward spirals where he was convinced he didn’t have the ability to hurt Shane because he didn’t matter enough to Shane to hurt him, so he didn’t think the way he acted had any negative effects. And now he’s turning pale and his eyes are getting big as he’s realizing that oh god when he did those things he hurt his favorite person and he hadn’t even realized it

He makes Shane tell him the different times it happened and Shane doesn’t really want to because clearly this is just going to upset Ilya more, but hiding it or lying is probably also going to make things worse in the long run so it’s better to get it out now. So he mentions Ilya ghosting him after they had sex, and then how Ilya acted in Sochi, and that whole night in Vegas, and “I like you… Not as a person, obviously”

And the whole time Ilya is silently nodding and looking like he wants to throw up because no no no those weren’t supposed to be things that hurt Shane, those were supposed to be things that bounced off Shane without affecting him because they were only ever meant to hurt or protect himself, Shane was never supposed to have been hurt by those and fuck how did he not see in the moment the way that he was actively hurting Shane by doing that

And now it’s even worse because Shane won’t even be mad at him about it, he keeps insisting on being understanding and not upset and trying to make Ilya feel better when in fact Ilya is the worst most awful person in the world who should be punished for eternity for making 22 year old floppy haired baby Shane SAD like some kind of MONSTER

"imagine not wanting to eat your own wife out. how very sad. too bad i am a happily taken man now, i would have helped her back then."

shane rolls his eyes and elbows him. "oh my god ilya, shut up." but there's a smile on his face as he says it. they look at each other and laugh before kissing quick and sweet.

ilya looks over at the pikes and notices jackie giving hayden a look, while he has crossed his arms and is staring at the ground. it clicks for ilya immediately.

"pike, please do not tell me that you are also this neglectful to your missus?? she gives you four babies and you cannot eat her pussy?!? jackie, rybka, i am so sorry about this. i know many men who will do this for you, and are also much better hockey players."

"you better shut the fuck up rozanov!!! and besides, you're a piece of shit for talking about eating pussy when you're with a MAN who is sitting right next to you!!!"

ilya shrugs. "what, you think he does not know that i was with women before we got together?"

hayden huffs and glares at him like he's trying to kill him with his eyes.

"and besides," ilya begins, a wide smirk spreading across his face.

"ilya..." shane softly warns.

he pretends he didn't hear anything as he leans forward in his seat. "i happily eat shanya's pussy too. any chance i get. i thank him for giving me the privilege. is an honor."

"ilya!" shane shrieks, his face turning beet red as he covers it with his hands.

jackie bursts out laughing, and hayden genuinely looks like he might throw up.