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I love hypocrite Ilya. No Shane you cannot talk about the time you dated a woman for like max 4 months or he will try to blow you up with my mind. No it doesn’t matter he’s slept with 25% of the population of Boston, that’s not what we’re talking about
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Don’t think about the plane crash scene. Don’t think of all the centaurs that are dads that thought they’d never see their kids grow up. Don’t think about Luca Haas who is thousands of miles from home. Dont think about how Ilya in what he thought might be his last minutes thought of Shane. Don’t think about the last thing Shane and Ilya said to each other in person was a fight.
Just don’t think about it
I want David and Anya to have the same relationship as my dad and my sister's dog, because it amuses me deeply.
Anya obviously ADORES Ilya. That is her person. But the second she sees Grandpa David? Ilya is now invisible because Grandpa is giving her popcorn and ice cubes and making her a miniature, dog friendly version of every meal the humans are eating. He is cutting her a fresh stick from every type of tree around his and Yuna's cottage so she can pick her favorite. He is buying her a new toy for every visit. They are napping on the couch together. Ilya has to carry her back to the car because she doesn't want to leave.
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I feel like some of you guys are forgetting that when he met another queer person who had a different self-presentation than himself, after his initial self-conditioning and internalised homophobia made him think how weird they looked, Shane's first conscious thought was to correct himself and to be like 'I need more queer friends.' I guarantee you he would not prefer to be around his racist, sexist, homophobic ex-friends and teammates instead of his gayass sunshine-and-rainbows power-of-friendship hopecore team. Idk where you guys are getting that idea.
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when they're out at an event and ilya tells shane he can't drink because of the baby and shane has to act like he isn't hard in his pants for the rest of the night
as touching as it is that ilya offered to go with shane to talk to his parents after david walked in on them, a moment that I think is as worthy of notice, if not MORE worthy, is the moment right after david has been caught looking at them and turns tail. shane, in his shock, basically freezes. he does not know what just happened. he does not know what to do. ilya is saying "maybe you should—" go after/talk to him, and shane's brain is logically processing that as correct—he says "yeah, yeah, yeah"—but his feet remain planted. AND ILYA, BRAVE- AND BIG-HEARTED ILYA, SAYS, "do you want me to—?" and points at himself. ilya rozanov has very likely never met david hollander. never exchanged words with him. knows what david's opinion of him likely is, as a player for boston and an infamous asshole and most importantly shane's career-long rival. but in this moment of devastating vulnerability for shane ilya, without hesitation, asks if shane wants him to go after his dad and talk to him about the situation. however he can think to do so on the spot. because he can see shane crumbling and his first instinct is to do whatever shane needs to be okay. well I'M not okay!!!!!!!!
On when they got their matching tattoos | Quinn interview
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Thinking about Shane and Ilya getting outed in that video Hayden recorded due to that guy posting it online or however it happens
But I’m thinking about after that happens and people being like ‘dude why can’t you keep hollanov a secret like the rest of us? you think you are the only one to get them kissing in the background of a video? Rookie secret keeper over here’
Eventually more people come out with their videos that end up hollanov in the background, and not just from Hayden either but other players as well
Just…months or years even if hollanov flirting or bing a little more then friends in the background of cameo videos. Hollanov unknowingly being the best kept fan secret in hockey until this fucking guy
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ilya getting spooked and thinking the loon is a wolf in the distance does make me laugh imagining shane finally convincing him to go camping and then that first night packing up food away from the tent and saying they need to change out of clothes that might smell like food
"what? you have rules for this even in nature, hollander? we are sleeping on the ground. I think it will be okay if you sleep in a shirt you ate a hot dog in."
"no, it's just to make sure animals like bears and stuff won't be a problem."
"...what"
"if you eat in clothes, they'll smell like food and-"
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEARS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM, SHANE"
"no, that's why we change clothes and pack the food away! so they won't be! 🥰"
"WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO A PLACE WHERE THIS IS A CONCERN"
"it's fun!"
"FOR WHO? THE BEARS? BECAUSE WE BRING THEM DOORDASH?"
At his lowest and most insecure, Ilya thinks Shane loves him because of the sex, because Ilya was the best Shane ever had and he doesn't have enough basis for comparison to know he has other options (this is why he suggests Shane sleep with other people, because he's afraid Shane will eventually think he was deprived and is trying to get ahead of it).
At his lowest and most insecure, Shane has absolutely no idea why Ilya loves him and doesn't know what he did to earn it, and he's not brave enough to ask.
"Golden Boy... Yes, here you will shine."
Boston goalie!Shane from good on my own accord
Shane loves having assholes around him. The love of his life is a Slavic asshole, his best friend is an oblivious asshole, and his other best friend is a Québécois asshole. Not to mention the deep personal bond he immediately feels when he meets a fellow bitch.
I hope you release more of the work you're writing!! The snippets are so good!
anon this is for you! - another small snippet from my tlg rewrite :)
Shane gets that Ilya needs to settle in; he really does, but it’s been nearly three years of the same things; sometimes it seems like they are still in the first year of their relationship and not coming up on their third year anniversary. Both of them swore they would develop cottage rules everywhere, always be honest with each other, but it seems like Ilya’s only ever honest with Shane’s parents, leaving Shane in the dark about everything, trapped with his dangerous thoughts he doesn’t know how to talk about without sounding ungrateful.
He might be the most grateful person ever, not many people who look like him get opportunities like these, he has it all, the winning team, Ilya, loving parents, what else could he possibly want besides support. Shane wants to be supported on the ice and in the locker room, but most importantly he wants to be supported by Ilya, he wants to know that he isn’t overexaggerating, that Montreal really is expressing massive hate towards him. He wants Ilya to show up for his problems too, not just the other way around.
it's not as long as the others but I can't spoil the whole thing :D
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my take on shane and ilyas instagrams through the years! please be nice this is my first time doing anything like this 🩷
i might redo some of these lol
In TLG we find out that Ilya and David do puzzles together which is so wholesome and adorable but sometimes I think about how David might have been stressed wondering what he’d have in common with his sons boyfriend.
Maybe one day Hollanov are at the Hollanders cottage and Ilya sees an unfinished puzzle on the table and asks David if he’d like help finishing it and David is like “why would THE Ilya Rozanov want to do puzzles with me. Isn’t that too boring for him?” And as they’re doing the puzzle David is just waiting for Ilya to get bored and leave but Ilya stays, helping him put the puzzle together with a small smile on his face because maybe he did only offer just to get closer to his boyfriends father but quickly fell in love with the peacefulness of the task and David’s quiet company.
I’d like to think that David now buys puzzles specifically for him and Ilya to do. Like he sees one with a bunch of dogs and thinks “Ilya will love this”. Maybe David tapes and frames the first puzzle they did together and gifts it to Ilya for his birthday or Christmas and Ilya ugly cries about it.
