This is gonna sound a little obsessive...

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

Sums it up really well. 😱

o fuck there's two of them now did they grow this one in a lab from a cutting?

Obviously he made him out of chocolate. C'mon now.

omg the slight roughness of everything he does the obvious homage to amaury the comfy clothes and messy hair and the fact hes doing it in some random home kitchen just to drive home that this is a young fan of Chocolate Guy whos imitating his inspiration and actually doing a good job at it even if its still not perfect the

They all stared at me, as if i was a strange call at dusk

what i’ve learned from posting this is that 78F is both so cold you will develop hypothermia and so hot you will die of heatstroke and also mayor zohran and i should kill ourselves

"you can't kill your way to a better world" ok well currently we're killing our way to a worse one, so

i'm just saying. i have ideas. might be worth a try

every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish

i love tumblr so much bc it's like i have all these friends and how did we meet? because they write porn.