This is gonna sound a little obsessive...

i think ilya would sometimes use the stupidest things to ragebait shane like one night ilya sees their cens hoodies that have their numbers hanging up in their closet and he says something about how 2 times 4 is 8 so those cancel out and then ilya still has a 1 which is why he's number 1 and that's why he's the best hockey player duh and shane gets unbelievably ragebaited by that. and then they fuck about it. obviously.

Me, when I'm reading a fic only tagged with 'Dom/sub Undertones' and start to get the sub Ilya vibe: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Highschool AU where Jock Hayden Pike convinces Jock (closeted) Shane Hollander they should go to cheerleaders camp to see girls and they go and Shane gets stunned by this big ass Russian gymnastic athlete male cheerleader Ilya Rozanov who happens to be captain

I feel like Hayden should witness Hollanov but not think they're together but instead, thinks he's uncovered the biggest secret about Ilya Rozanov: that he has a crush on his hockey rival. He can see the way too fond smiles that Rozanov throws Shane's way when he thinks no one's looking, most of all Shane. He can see the affection in his eyes that doesn't make sense otherwise. He also sees the hunger there, the way that Rozanov looks like he wants to devour Shane. Something akin to a lion looking at gazelle. Hayden thinks he should tell Shane. He deserves to know Rozanov has the hots for him, especially when Shane announces he's started to talk to Rozanov a bit off the ice. That they even text now.

for season two i need ilya at hockey camp being followed around on the ice by a bunch of little kids in hockey gear like a mama duck and her ducklings while shane watches send tweet

you know how in parks and rec the first time april tells andy she loves him he replies “dude, shut up! that is awesome sauce!” not saying that’s what happened when shane replied “holy shit” to ilya but definitely something to think about