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Bruce doesnât know when violence stops being violence to him.
When heâs 4 years old, he pushes Oliver Queen off the swings, because it was his turn, and if talking wouldnât work, this would.
Martha holds his face , gently, when he has to write an apology letter.
âIf you want to participate in cruelty, you canât cry when you become a victim of it.â
He also punched Sophia Falcone for calling Selina an ugly word, and his small fists ache after, but it doesnât feel wrong.
His mama grins, small but proud, and Alfred makes his favorite tea, and Thomas tells ânice shot, babeâ while gently wrapping up his bleeding knuckles.
He remembers Oswald Cobblepot coming over, seeing him, and handing him ten bucks while cackling.
Gotham teaches him young.
They were out, â Thomas never lets Alfred leave home without him, not even for trivial little things like grocery shopping. And where his father goes, Bruce goes, tied to his hip like an extra limb.
Thereâs a man, â and heâs holding his wife by the hair. Bruce knows because he can see their rings glowing in the grey sunshine. Theyâre like Alfieâs rings.
She has bruises on her face, and her neck, and heâs scared for her. Thomas gently puts him down, and Bruce asks if heâll call Mr. Policeman Gordon.
And Thomas unlocks his wristwatch, slides it over to his knuckles.
âThis is how Waynes do things.â
Alfred tries to take Bruce awayand Uncle Oz stops him. When he watches Thomas punches and stomps on that manâs face until his legs stop twitching, he understands.
As Batman, Penguin hands him a 10 dollar bill, still wet with blood, when Bruce takes him to Arkham.
âYour daddy didnât need a mask. â
I like the thought of Battinson speaking like a My Chemical Romance song , but also, I think itâd be so unique and so cool and genius and groundbreaking if he spoke like Duchess from Aristocats.
Just him with little Dick? Asking him to PRETTY PLEASE let him kidnap the creepy but cute little kid next door.
âOh, no, my darling, thatâs just awfully rude. You have to ask the little baby first.â
Battinson and the JL ft. His Eventual Identity Reveal
(If youâre just here for the cutesy bits, skip to Attempt #2. Otherwise, STRAP IN CUZ ITâS A LOT)
Bruce Wayne of Matt Reevesâ The Batman is not the founder type.
He wouldnât voluntarily join a book club, much less join a league of super powered vigilantes whom he does not know personally.
So in this universe, you probably wouldnât call him one of the three Founding members.
But heâs still integral to the formation of the Justice League
It starts out with a friendly visit :)
Bruce is patrolling on a random night in Gotham when he notices a weird thing in the sky. Itâs floating just far enough behind him that a less vigilant person wouldnât have noticed, but Bruce is always watching his own back, and he takes it as a threat.
He strays from his usual path and then heads to a warehouse roof before turning to face the threat.
Itâs Superman. All smiley and dressed in primary colors. The strongest, most powerful being on Earth just floating over like he wasnât stalking Batman a second ago. Bruce does not like that.
âWhat do you want with Gotham?â He asks. âI donât,â Superman says. âI wanted to talk to The Batman.â So this is some kind of fight? An intervention? A warning? Then Superman frowns. âYouâŚare The Batman, right?â
Bruce only nods as he considers his options, but he canât really do that when Superman has super speed, super sight, super strength, super breath, super lots-of-things-that-Batman-probably-doesnât-know-of.
Then Superman surprises him by landing on the roof and giving him this pitch about a superhero group.
Superman and a few other vigilantes have been bouncing around the idea of teaming up together so they can help one another protect their cities. And The Batman was a âperfect candidate.â
âIâm not joining your club.â âItâs not a club. Itâs a league.â âWhatâs your mission statement, then?â âA what?â Bruce fights the urge to roll his eyes. He still doesnât trust this guy. âTake your league idea back to the drawing board then we can talk.â He does not intend on talking.
But two months later, Superman is back. This time, he brings another super powered vigilante named Wonder Woman.
She smiles, politely approaches him, and says âSuperman tells me you want to learn more about our league.â That is not what he said, but he doesnât bite.
Bruce canât decide which they remind him of more: college recruiters or cult leaders. But because Wonder Woman genuinely seems to care about seeing this project through, and the roster she has of current like-minded vigilantes is impressive, he lets her talk.
And to give her credit, she definitely thought out the logistics more. It almost makes up for the time theyâre wasting.
Okay, fine. Theyâre still way behind on concept, and itâs pitiful. He actually feels bad.
They obviously care! They just have no idea how to run a business like he does. Is it a bit cynical to think of this league of Justice as a business? Yes, but thatâs the only way he can even conceive this happening and working.
Bruce asks about their organizationâs leadership structure, and thatâs when Wonder Woman falters a bit. âWe want to work with each other, not for.â Bruce bites his tongue on that subject.
He asks about their scope of work. âWe want to help as many people as we can, but that can be ironed out later.â Bruce bites his tongue on that subject.
He asks âWhoâs funding this?â She answers, âWe have a few members willing to pitch in, but the majority will have to come from generous citizens.â And thatâs when he just stops asking questions. Because what?
If he could cry the grease paint off, he would.
They canât just think every super-powered vigilante is going to sing Kumbaya and braid each otherâs hair. There needs to be checks and balances within the organization to avoid tyranny and corruption. They need a reliable source of donations (that doesnât immediately out Bruce.) They need a proper chain of command. They need to map out their area of responsibility. They need to design a VERY strict vetting process. Itâs not sunshine and rainbows. Itâs hard work!
So he says heâll think about it again and complains to Alfred about the weird super stalkers.
But for SOME reason, Alfred doesnât see the problem
Alfred encourages him to join so he can âmake some friends.â But how can he trust these people if they canât even make a half-decent pitch? Itâs like a bad episode of Shark Tank.
And âmake friends?â Theyâre all masked
But after a week of gentle nudging (read: very firm lectures), Bruce agrees. ONLY to keep tabs on the rest of the vigilante world and possible threats to Gotham
(And without his help, theyâll probably butt-dial Lex Luthor the nuclear codes or something)
And he is damn well going to figure out who these people really are before he helps them make a Super Organization.
Alfred figures out about half of their secret identities purely as a brain exercise while Bruce is out fighting crime and collecting head injuries like PokĂŠmon cards. They figure out the rest together.
They also develop contingency plans for every single member. Just in case.
And after months of Batman being visited by random vigilantes, whom he has several choice words for about personal spaceââThis is my city. Go away.ââhe accepts. On several conditions.
Not all of them are appreciated.
Attempt #1: âMaking Friendsâ
After several scheduling conflicts, a lot of prep work, and a really good hype session in front of the mirror, Bruce heads on over to the first official meeting.
Batman arrives with a long list of things they need to do before going public. The first thing on the list?
Write A Mission Statement
What the fuck are they actually trying to do? Bruce thinks this is a great starting point.
And youâd think (youâd think) this Justice League thing would be easier to tolerate than the drawn-out exec meetings he has to sit through with boring, old businessmen who keep delaying things so they can hash out every little detail.
To Bruceâs absolute horror, he BECOMES the boring businessman whoâs delaying things so they can hash out every little detail. He misses the boring, old businessmen. At least they knew what they were doing.
Every turn, he is argued with.
âWhy do we need a mission statement?â ââPower Structureâ feels authoritarian. Canât we just share leadership duties?â âDo we really need this much paperwork?â
Bruce has the audacity to say, âWe need to develop some sort of protocol that helps us analyze any possible threat.â But no. âWhy canât I just jump in? I have eyes.â âJumping in without studying an opponentâs behavior could cause more harm than good,â he insists. âSo what? Iâm going to watch an alien monster go on a rampage through my city instead of fighting it?â âYes. You donât know what itâs capable of.â
Bruce already regrets joining.
All he hears is the others gossiping. âIs this guy really telling us how to be heroes?â âHeâs got a major stick up his ass.â âI knew we shouldnât have let him join.â And if that doesnât dissuade him, he doesnât know what will.
âHow was the first meeting?â Alfred asks. Bruce scowls. âIâm not making friends.â
Nonetheless, Bruce sticks it out for weeks until they have some semblance of an organization. And, to his shock and amazement, itâŚkind of works.
The Justice League makes its debut, and Wayne Enterprises generously donates some money âout of spiteâ after Lex Luthor publicly denounces the league. (Honestly, Bruce would too if he hadnât personally duct-taped it together himself.)
But the league starts small, just like he told them, they respond to natural disasters and public safety threats first (as per the outreach initiative) and focus on protecting communities in need (as per the mission statement.)
Yes, they still think Batman has a stick up his ass because heâs a stickler for writing incident reports, but no one else reads them so he has the right to be pissed.
Heâs almost kind of sort of content with how itâs going. Even his reputation as a vigilante is improving.
Thatâs when another glaring difference between him and the other members appears.
Despite looking the same age as the rest of the team, Bruce is actually much younger?? Even excluding the aliens, gods, etc.
Most of his teammates are in their late 30âs, early 40âs. Meanwhile, Bruce is at the ripe age of 29 and a half.
He is the youngest by ten years.
Everyone kind of just assumes heâs the same age, though, so they make references to 80âs kids stuff that he only vaguely understands through Alfred and his business partners. He just sits there in silence like a child who snuck over to the adult table and is waiting to get caught.
So on top of the rift he (accidentally) created when they started the organization, itâs even harder to connect through similar interests. Other than punching people together.
And Bruce Wayne has a bad case of imposter syndrome when it comes to their superpowers.
Heâs always in the corner brooding, and everyoneâs like ummm antisocial much?
But 50% of the time, itâs because heâs thinking âIâll never amount to the incredible heroic feats everyone else has accomplished. How can I possibly make a difference to the world if Iâm already struggling to save Gotham?â Like a little emo freak đ¤
(Meanwhile, you couldnât pay those mfâs to step foot in Gotham. This Bat guyâs crazy and heâs human apparently?! No way. Nuh uh.)
The OTHER 50% of his âbroodingâ is Bruce standing to the side with a mixture of concern and judgment because his teammatesâ competency in certain areas isâŚalarmingly low sometimes.
One week, he finds himself thinking, âHow do these grown-ass adults not know their way around a digital map? Theyâre 40, not geriatric.â
Then like a week later, itâs âThese fucking war fossils donât even know Morse code. I gotta do everything around here.â
One of the final straws is when he says, âDid they just break another fucking Keurig? Who does that, Alfred? Itâs the fifth one.â
Suffice it to say, heâs not very personable. But is it his fault? Well yeah, a little bit. LikeâŚâŚ..65% his fault.
(The remaining 35% is their moaning and groaning whenever Batman calls a meeting.)
Bruceâs irritation is totally justified.
God, he just wants to go home.
Why is he doing this again?
Attempt #2: Actually Making Friends
The first JL member to break through his cold, black exterior is Wonder Woman. She needs help with search and rescue after a sinkhole opens up near an elementary school, but no oneâs available until Batman responds to her call.
Heâs on the scene in less than an hour and makes quick work in securing the area. Thankfully, she catches him once itâs over. (He always runs off without saying goodbye.)
âThanks for helping. Everyone else was just so busy. Iâm glad you could fly over.â Batman mumbles something that she canât quite hear. âWhat was that?â she asks. âI was busy too,â he repeats. She gives him a weird look, and he freezes up for a second as he realizes that probably wasnât appropriate to say. âI meanâŚthis was more important. There were kids in danger so it didnâtâŚmatter if I was busy.â
Wonder Woman considers how awkward The Batman looks for a moment then smiles. So he really is human. âWell, thank you. The help was very much appreciated.â
Since then, several small acts of kindness and solidarity earn Batman some respect from the rest of the team.
One day, Flash complains about how boring their meetings are so Batman brings a massive bin of fidget toys. After placing them in front of the Flash, he mumbles, âThese are for ADHD. Theyâre useful.â Flash almost cries with relief. He is very touched.
Another day, Green Arrow is severely injured in battle. Without a word, Batman leaves the fight, takes him to a safe location, stops the bleeding, and does it all while repeatedly making sure heâs awake and asking permission to remove certain pieces of clothing.
In another fight, Plastic Manâs mask is thrown off, and Batman sees his face. In a second, Batman tosses a smoke bomb, picks up the mask, and hands it back before anyone else can look. It costs them time and the element of surprise, and Plastic Man knows it, but Batman did it anyway.
A JL memberâs stomach grumbles during one too many meetings. Suddenly, their little break room becomes a fully stocked kitchen with shelf-stable meal items and all the basic necessities. Thereâs a nut-free section, a gluten-free section, everything. The only reason they know itâs him is because anyone else would have admitted to it.
(He renovated the whole fucking thing. In one night. By himself.)
And they all see how gentle he is with children. Countless times, The Batman is spotted prioritizing young civilians at any given moment.
He has lollipops in his belt. And Bluey bandaids too.
Itâs the little things that make them feel closer to him :)
And okay maybe his goddamn Mission Statement lecture wasnât so bad
So they stop moaning and groaning
Okay, now itâs bonding time WOOHOO!!
Attempt #3: Kinda? Friends??
One day, Superman says he isnât too fond of billionaires (because of Lex, obviously) and goes on a rant about capitalism. Bruce doesnât dare contribute because 1) heâs the richest man in the world and 2) every other billionaire heâs met is insufferable.
(Including Oliver Queen who Bruce refuses to look at while Green Arrow âdefends his cityâs billionaire.â)
(And while weâre on the topic of Green Arrow, Bruce cannot forget the disappointing almost-fling two summers ago. He still holds a grudge.)
Green Arrow: âYouâre all fashion nightmares. Who wears a cape in the 21st century?â Batman: âAt least my facial hair isnât longer than my dick.â GA: âWhat was that, Batman?â B: âWhat?â
Also Bruce is very attracted to Superman.
(He likes older men.)
(Yes, I am referring to Henry Cavillâs Superman.)
(Sue me.)
(But donât get your hopes up. He does literally nothing about it.)
(Coward.)
One of the JL members complains about how sore they are after a few missions so Bruce cashes in his Monthly Attempt to Socialize and says, âTry yoga. It helps me.â ââŚBatman, you do yoga?â âYes. My son got me into itâŚ.Itâs good for you.â âYou have a son?!â He is never socializing again.
They also learn that Batman has the smallest frame on the team. (Like yeah, heâs tall, but heâs also lanky, and everyone else is either an alien or a human dorito.)
One night, they need to sneak through the vents of some building so Bruce offers to do it. Someone says, âItâs a tight squeeze. Are you sure you can fit?â Then he just takes his cape and pauldrons and shoulder pads off and is suddenly like a foot skinnier
âWaitâŚis this why youâre so good at hiding in the shadows?â Bruce just glares at the Flash for a second before climbing into the vents.
(The answer is yes.)
A betting pool is started over whether or not Batman is part Bat.
In fact, several betting pools begin because no one knows anything about the guy??
Aquaman and Plastic Man go to great lengths to figure out what his hair color is.
They lose their shit once Bruce tells them heâs vegetarian.
Green Lantern: âEvery time he opens his mouth, we learn something new. Next, heâs going to tell me he speaks Swahili!â Batman: âI do.â GL: âOh, come on!â
Superman: âWe need someone on the inside for this international operation to work, but thatâll take at least three months undercover.â Batman: âDonât worry. I have connections.â S: ââŚIn Shanghai?â B: âYes.â
The Flash adds SHANGHAI?? to his conspiracy board
Bruce needs to stop trying to socialize. Itâs better for everyoneâs cardiovascular health.
A year or two in, theyâre all introduced to Captain Marvel. Bruce is the first and only person to learn his true identity (kid Billy Batson) because Bruce is the only one with a kid. That way, he understands the weird Gen-Alpha humor and references.
Millennia-old deities donât use the term Flop Era.
And, of course, they play FMK at some point.
(I mean, come on. There are like TWO mature adults on this team, but Martian Manhunter doesnât know whatâs going on until itâs too late, and Wonder Woman is busy at her day job.)
During that particular round, the celebrities are Bruce Wayne, Lex Luthor, and Kylie Jenner. Bruce does, in fact, want to kill himself, but he chooses Fuck instead because of this exact conversation:
Green Lantern: Come on, Bats. Itâs just a game! Choose already. Batman: No. Iâm against killing. GL: Oh, go fuck yourself. This situation is completely hypothetical, and you know it. B: Fine! Fuck Bruce, Marry Kylie, Kill Lex. GL: See? That wasnât so hard :) Bruce:
He tried
Attempt #4: Ah shit, FRIEND?
The identity reveal comes about three years after he joins. Heâs 32, has three kids, heâs been on hundreds of missions with them, the teamâs over twice its original size, and there are domestic terrorists overtaking Manhattan.
Superman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and The Batman try to extract as many civilians as possible, but now theyâre being hunted. After hiding in a warehouse and considering their options, MM finally suggests that they pose as civilians, which immediately creates uproar.
Bruce, however, realizes this is the only way out.
But itâs not dramatic or badass like that one JL episode. No, instead, he thinks about it, swallows the regret, and justâ
Takes off his cowl.
And the whole room falls dead fucking quiet.
Then, âOh fuck.â
(That was Green Lantern.)
Bruce just shrugs and mumbles, âMartian is right. Itâs the only way.â And really fucking hopes the grease paint hides his red face because he is not having a good time right now.
He would rather die, actually, but they need to get somewhere safe and Fast.
The others look him up and down then nod slowly. âUh yeah.â âOkay, sure.â âThis is fine.â âWeâll do that.â
The others begin slowly taking off their suits and changing into something more casual. Bruce takes his off, revealing the skin-tight compression suit underneath, and stuffs his armor in the roll-up duffel bag thatâs kept in his belt.
He changes into his drifter outfit, wipes his face clean, and suddenly, The Batmanâs just a normal guy. (A very pretty normal guy, mind you. His teammates have eyes.)
âWe can head to my place,â Bruce says. âItâs closer, and I know the train system pretty well.â And yes, heâs pretty soft-spoken outside of the suit, but now it feels even more obvious.
Meanwhile, the others are likeâ
Oh. My. God.
Oh my god, heâs fucking shy. Batman is acting shy in front of us. Dear fucking god. Batman is Bruce Wayne. And Bruce is shy so Batman is fucking shy?? Bruce is pretty too. Holy fuck. He is very pretty.
And heâs so young?? Oh my god, heâs a BABY wtf?! Heâs like four inches shorter. Four inches tall! Theyâre all towering over him without his massive boots and armor, and he just hunches over with the big duffel bag like he wants to sink into the floor, and heâs so small.
Wonder Woman wants to put him in her pocket.
Sue her.
They end up taking the train back. Bruce has on the mask and cap that hides his face (poor Superman, he really likes his jawline) and they all follow Bruce as he gets off and on several trains at seemingly random stops. THEN when theyâre finally in Gotham, they head into an abandoned-looking subway station that leads them into aâŚcave?? WTF
And in the middle of the cave is an elderly man with a cane and a three-piece suit just lounging on a recliner. (WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKâ)
He looks up from his crossword puzzle and says, âAh! Youâve finally made friends, I see?â Bruce rolls his eyes. âThis is not a sleepover,â he gripes. âShame. I was about to grab your footie pajamas for you.â
The man smiles at them. âA pleasure to meet Master Wayneâs work friends in person. Would you like some coffee? Tea? If youâre like him, this is going to be a long night.â
No one dares to question why this man recognizes them in their civvies
They also canât tell if the footie pajamas line was a joke or not. After tonight, nothing is off the table.
(This is a minefield of information. Barry is having flashbacks to his conspiracy board. No one is going to fucking believe him.)
They all settle into one corner of the cave. Bruce leaves to change and comes back looking like this:
(Goddamnit, Clark is having a meltdown. His hair looks so good wet.)
At one point while theyâre plotting, Wonder Woman glances over his shoulder to see Bruce checking some sort of security camera. A boy, maybe nine or ten, is sleeping in bed. âIs that your son?â Bruce clearly doesnât want to answer, but Alfred gives him a look, and Bruce sighs. âOne of them. Yes.â
Later, they have to analyze some explosive samples in the cave, and Barry, forensic scientist extraordinaire, has some choice words about the non-sterile environment.
Barry: This doesnât look safe. Bruce: My lab is perfectly clean and functional. *bat screeches* Donât worry about that.
For the rest of the night, they use the evidence they have to track down the organization while the rest of the JL suits up and saves NYC.
After a few hours, theyâre safe to return to NYC for damage control. But Alfred refuses to let Bruce go with them. âYour sons are worried. Drive them to school, then youâre coming home and sleeping.â
Bruce clearly wants to argue, but the mention of his kids stops him. He sighs and turns to the others who are already changed. âLet me know if you need anything. I can be there in ten minutes.â
They all nod, knowing full well they will not be doing that. The guy clearly needs rest.
(Also, he is a single father of three and still goes out every night to punch robbers and crime bosses? Is he doing okay?)
Then they head back to NYC with so many questions.
But a lot of it makes sense too, actually. Maybe they just werenât thinking about the man behind the mask enough to see it.
They learned a lot about their friend that night.
And they have a lot of bets to cash in.
FIN
Okay :D that was a lot! If you enjoyed it, please let me know. This has been simmering in the back of my head for months <3 Have a great day and drink some water :)
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Uhh random-ish idea, but what about the JL/batfam meeting a de-aged bruce, but hes been de-aged to before his parents murder?
So he's all like happy and curious, and the JL/batfam are like "damn, where'd this happy little guy go??"
Idk if this makes any sense but.. thought it was interesting but no pressure. Anyways love ur posts!!đŤ°
(Un)fortunately I subscribe to the idea that Bruce was always a little freak.
There's an eccentric visitor to a gala, and no one can stop the beam before it slams into Gotham's Prince and he crumples. When he gets up again, tripping on clothes too big, they're faced with a face three decades too young, casting suspicious glances around the room.
The Bats can't exactly tell Bruce they're his children, but the other attendees aren't jumping at the chance to speak to him either, so Dick crouches, explaining they saved him, and he can trust them, when someone suddenly speaks from behind.
"Now now, Brucie. What did ya daddy tell ya about biting?" The Bats turn, finding Oswald Cobblepot toddling up to them, eyes fixed on Bruce.
"Don't," he drawls. "I don't know where they've been."
"Exactly. And he's wearing armour, so it'd hurt like a mother."
Bruce's placid expression transforms into a devilish one as he grins at Oswald. "Then he shouldn't stand so close."
Dick takes two steps back, and Bruce skips past. Oswald holds out a hand, and swings Bruce up when he takes it, so he settles in to ride on his shoulders. "Good lad, exactly as your mama taught you."
Bruce grins, kicking his feet, and flops onto Oswald's head. "Can I sleepover at your house? I don't see Mama or Papa."
"They're on a business trip," Oswald lies, before any of the kids can panic. "So I guess you'll have to stay with me then."
"Yeah! Can we watch Zorro? And duel?"
Oswald sighs. "I never should have let you see my sword collection. Sure, kiddo. C'mon."
And the Bats, in uniform, can't stop Bruce from going with Oswald, and just stare in beweilderment as he happily leaves with Oswald, talkingg his ear off whilen on their way out of the room.

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Do u ever think about when dick realised the fact that Bruce Wayne quite young while raising them? Like maybe the batkids are telling stories about some fun times with Bruce or whatever, and when it gets to dicks turn he starts talking about Bruce playing soccer with with, play wrestling in the living room, playing new video, seeing who can jump the furthest during patrol and who can get away for Gordon the quickest after talking
Itâs not until heâs finished laughing over a story before he notices the other batkids are looking at him like he speaking about Bruce from another universe. And thatâs when it clicks for dick that Bruce wasnât really at fatherly age while raising him and acted more like a cool older brother
Dick's always talked like that over the years, confusing the others. What do you mean Bruce would chase you up into the trees when you'd run up their in tag? Surely Bruce wouldn't throw you into the pool from on top of the gazebo?
All sorts of crazy things they think is just Dick embellishing his childhood because none of them can disprove him.
Then he and Bruce get deaged, but when they go up to the Watchtower to get them, Bruce and Dick are tied at the hip, acting like two entirely different people, but yes, the JL confirm this is in fact Bruce and Dick, they were always like this.
Clark is having a grand time, even if Bruce and Dick keep cracking jokes about if he can still keep up in his old age.
Having them at home is worse. Dick pitches a fit, crying that Bruce doesn't love him anymore, and the others don't understand until Bruce drags down from the attic a massive portrait of the two of them, and hangs it in one of the living rooms.
They're always together, acting batshit (pun unintended) mental, the duo ever, and it's even worse on patrol.
They dig out something called 'whirly-bats' and giggle as they fix them up. The others have never even seen these before and Bruce and Dick are hounding criminals through the streets on them.
The puns are never-ending.
Even Tim starts to get sick of the 'Holy -- Batman!' after the nostalgia wears off.
There's a long period where none of the others hear from them and they're searching but Babs' teary voice tells them on comms that they're with her, and everyone understands when she signs off for the night and leaves the three of them alone.
Bruce does indeed throw Dick from the gazebo into the pool. Then he canonballs after him.
By the time they're finally turned back, it feels like they've been living with two entirely different people.
Bruce just shrugs. "I was whatâ twenty-one when I took Dick in?"
"And I was eight. Duh. What the hell did you guys expect from us?"
"I don't know!" Jason explodes. "Maybe anything remotely like how you are now!"
Bruce just shrugs. "A lot has happened since then. We're different people now."
Dick glances at Bruce, swallows, and props up a smile. "Yeah. I mean, c'mon guys, you can't stay young forever."
aw i found the sequel!! ;U;
A actual fucking hero dude
Iâm tempted to say, âNot all heroes wear capes,â but I get the impression this Fine Fellow probably owns more than one.
Some heroes do in fact wear capes, cloaks, and the occasional pelisse
3/18/2026
SSMYHRKG Dominance au: Character Details 02:
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Covering: Hanzawa, Ogasawara, Ichinose, and the Dorm Master.
Watcher of Light and Darkness
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Everyone talks about how embarrassing the wangxian confession was in the Guanyin temple, but I would argue that Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen's messy, public divorce should be competing for the title of "most awkward for hapless bystanders."
Because sure, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian were being shamelessly cuddly, but Jin Guangyaoâthe man who was revealing his supervillain masterplot bit by bit throughout this altercationâspent a portion of that time on his knees in front of Lan Xichen with a tearful, "it's not true baby let me explain," routineâduring which you can physically see Lan Xichen yo-yo in real-time between fully buying into jiggy's excuses, then snapping himself out of it with a colorful spectrum of emotions that are definitely in contrast with the Lan family precepts.
What's worse, not only are Jin Guangyao and Lan Xichen essentially two of the biggest celebrities of the cultivation world, but most of the cultivators present actively work for Jin Guangyao. That is their boss ugly crying on the floor trying not to fumble the man they are actively holding as their prisoner.
wangxian's PDA crimes pale in comparison to whatever the fuck xiyao was putting them through.
#I still feel bad for poor jin ling had to sit through all of this - via @ladyqueth
We made fun of Shen Yuan all this time for being overly interested in the flora and fauna of PIDW but turns out that out of the three Shen brothers he could be the more chill one about it because his two elder brothers left it all behind to go study in an antarctic research base and the deep mountains looking for a specific tree while he at least kept up with his responsibilities, first in his family's business and then on the peak as a teacher.
this felt like it was actively trying to kill me, good job.
I am trying to do that. I am right now even
Type of shit i would have kept in the demos untill i am sober enough
Thatâs because youâre fucking weak
This is the kinda music that killed nie mingjue
Cosplay of Shen Qingqiu and Sha Hualing from Scum Villian's Self Saving System
[eng by me]
*The hand gesture that Six Balls makes is for the number six, see here
stupid idea for a MDZS fanmade visual novel:
you play as jin zixuan. after a long series of various events and misunderstandings, you come to understand that your acquaintance jiang yanli, who you once wrote off as average, is in fact a perfect soul who you desperately want to marry. the only problem now is that she 1. is still convinced that you hate her, 2. probably hates your loser ass too, and 3. is surrounded by men and women who are far more qualified to date her than you are. #1 and #2 can hopefully be resolved eventually with enough time, effort, and apologies.....but #3 seems to render that impossible, since if you're not careful any one of these "more qualified" bachelor/ettes might snap her up first!!!!!
you immediately identifies wei wuxian as your biggest threat, because from your (jin zixuan's) pov, wei wuxian is jiang yanli's male childhood friend who she super dotes on. after seeing how close they are, you are initially almost ready to give up - except then you find out that lan wangji is gay and in love with wei wuxian, and thus realize that you can eliminate wei wuxian as a threat if wangxian get together.Â
you then realize that this also applies to everyone else you see as a romantic threat. so, because you are a problem solver, you come up with a solution: before any of jiang yanli's friends can make a move on her, you will find a way to pair them all off with each other. that way, they will all be too busy dating each other and your path to yanli's heart will be (relatively) clear.Â
so instead of being a dating sim, the objective of the visual novel is to help all the various side couples involving yanli's friends get together, so none of them can threaten xuanli.Â
ideally, the game will let you freely choose which couples to push together, so there will be a wide variety of routes and endings.
("jiang yanli's friends" in this game is just the set that includes all the mdzs characters more commonly shipped with each other. jiang cheng is there, but he's yanli's brother so he's not a threat. so zixuan's strategy for him is just to keep him available on the side, so he can be paired up with whoever's left over after all the other matches have been made but is still a high enough threat.)
jin zixuan's threat assessments (accuracy not guaranteed):
extremely high:
wei wuxian
high:
nie mingjue (bc of his muscles)
lan xichen (bc he's popular)
wen qing (bc even straight girls would go lesbian for her)
medium:
wen ning (he seems too timid for dating)
nie huaisang (he seems more interested in hookups than dating)
jin guangyao (my own half-brother wouldnt betray me....right?)
low:
mianmian (she's my friend so she wouldn't betray me. also she seems interested in someone else (mr. mianmian))
lan wangji (gay, uninterested in women)
su minshan (too much of a hater)
jiang cheng (brother)Â
conditions for victory:
wei wuxian must be paired with someone.
everyone from the high-risk group is paired off.
a maximum of 1 person from the medium-risk group is left unpaired; everyone else from the medium-risk group is paired off.
yanli approval score (explained below) is above a certain threshold.
you do not need to pair up anyone from the low-risk group in order to win; the low-risk group is there purely to help you. pairing off people in the high- and medium-risk group is necessary not because they are actually a threat to xuanli, but rather because jin zixuan will only feel secure enough to confess once almost all of his perceived romantic rivals have been removed.
some game notes:
throuples are allowed.
while wangxian is the most straightforward way to eliminate wei wuxian as a threat, the game also allows for other wei wuxian pairings. in other words, you as the player can betray lan wangji by pairing wei wuxian up with someone else instead - in which case the game is still winnable (ie. jin zixuan can still get together with jiang yanli, which is the victory condition), but you also unlock a special CG of lan wangji crying.
the achievement of the victory condition is decided not just by whether or not you successfully pair everyone else up, but also by a hidden metric called the yanli approval score. this is calculated by your interactions with wei wuxian, jiang cheng, and jiang yanli herself as the game continues: if you are kind to them, then the score goes up, and if you are rude to them, then the score goes down. if your yanli approval score is low enough upon the game's end, then yanli will still refuse to date zixuan even if you've successfully paired everyone else off.
notably, attempting to pair jiang cheng up with someone and then failing nets you a severe yanli approval score demerit, while successfully pairing up jiang cheng with someone nets you a high yanli approval score increase. interestingly, pairing chengxian together nets you the highest increase in yanli approval score.
if you get nielan together and then do not pair up jin guangyao with anyone, then the game gives you the option of putting in the hard work to help him network. it is highly recommended that you take this option, as if you do not, jin guangyao will expose to jiang yanli everything you as jin zixuan have done in the least flattering terms possible, which will make yanli unwilling to date zixuan and will net you a game over.
if you get xiyao together and then do not pair up nie mingjue with anyone, then the game gives you the option of putting in the hard work to find him a hobby. it is highly recommended that you take this option, as if you do not, nie huaisang will push jin zixuan into the traffic and you will get a game over.
if you intend on pairing up jiang cheng with anyone other than wei wuxian himself, then wei wuxian will run interference against you; a successful strategy therefore must include anti-wei-wuxian measures. this remains true even if you previously helped wangxian get together, because wei wuxian is an ungrateful bastard.
if you intend on pairing up jiang cheng with lan xichen, then both wei wuxian and lan wangji will run interference. because of this, the xicheng route is probably the hardest route involving jiang cheng in the entire game; to compensate for this, the xicheng route also has the second-most CGs (after wangxian).
if you get jin guangyao together with someone, then he will offer his assistance to you for the rest of the game. this translates into additional stats, intel, and information on who likes who the most, which will make the rest of your run easier.
if you get nie mingjue together with someone, then nie huaisang will offer his assistance to you for the rest of the game as well. nie huaisang offers the same assistance as jin guangyao above, but he also includes his own commentary and opinions.
you (as jin zixuan) cannot date anyone else. sorry zixuan x other shippers, this is a xuanli game.

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jason comes back to gotham as red hood and the batfam have no idea who he is or that he has anything to do with the league of assasins until during a wayne gala theres a hostage situation and before bruce or anyone can figure out a way to go suit up a crime lord appears and saves everybody only to have a publically friendly catch up session with.... damian wayne.
damian covers to the press afterwards that its because of red hoods 'i dont hurt kids' rule and that he'd met the guy a few times in crime alley before he was dumped on bruce's doorstep. gotham's citizens are slightly concerned but honestly? the scary stabby child that's been glaring at them from the corners of parties since he got here with absolutely no backstory or history in gotham turning out to have a past with crime alleys most infamous protector/crime boss? it's a little comforting.
it's less comforting to the bats.
damian, getting out the car after the gala: I don't know what hood was thinking, making me his public ally. he's lucky the simpletons of this city bought that, don't you agree father?
damian: *turns to see the rest of the family staring at him with hard eyes*
damian:
damian: ...what did i do?
everybody's less than pleased that damian withheld the info that red hood is trained and from the LOA, but damian simply maintains that they never asked. when further questioned about why his relationship with hood was so familial and about what his identity is... they get
damian: hood was perhaps my favourite tutor back home, the only one i didn't kill. he taught me many things, from how to poison somebody to famous quotes and sayings from classic literature.
bruce: what. is. his. name.
damian: you know what one of those sayings was? 'snitches get stitches'
dick: *slams his face into the wall*
tim: well you did want him to be more childlike.
they eventually have to move past it because damian won't budge, unfortunately jason is finding this whole scenario fucking hysterical because holy shit he'd thought about coming back and pissing off his family through their secret personas but he hadn't even considered the beauty of coming back and pissing them off through their public personas.
and from then on the entire batfamily has to deal with pretending to be nervous or wary every time the red hood comes and crashes their very real wayne public events. it's fucking incredible. jason can't believe that he was gonna try and beat the shit out of tim to freak out bruce when all he had to do was grab a glass of champagne, walk up to the dude, and ask politely how stocks at WE are doing. 'brucie wayne' has no fucking clue what to do, and jason just poured the champagne against his helmet and let it all fall to the ground and everybody's too scared to say anything.
nobody else bats an eye when red hood becomes an occasional presence at these fancy events, apart from the people who know for a fact they could be on his shitlist. mostly because this is gotham, but also because they know he's a crime lord so like... riches and business running wise he kinda fits the bill for these things anyway? and if the stoic kid of brucie wayne eases up around him then the whole 'i dont hurt kids' thing must ring true so it's not like he'll cause too much trouble. also the guards are too scared to tell him he's not allowed in, so there's that.
the bats hate everything about this. they don't even know what red hoods game is, they have no idea why they're being tortured and they're getting paranoid about it. damian's absolutely no help because he's just happy to 1. get to see his brother on a regular basis again, and 2. get to see his brother find a less self-destructive outlet for the pit rage he's watched jason struggle with for years.
it's also just really fun to watch tim accidentally fall asleep against a wall mid-gala, wake up to red hood's helmet 2 inches from his face, and then almost break his own hand trying to punch it because he forgot that he wasn't in-mask and had to hold back last second.
dick is mostly just indignant because every time red hood shows up and hangs around near damian, damian immediately becomes a picture perfect public persona, interacting with the elites of gotham with the same expertise of tim or bruce. he's so mad that a crime lord can wrangle HIS little brother in public but he can't, that he completely disregards the whole crime lord thing and starts bugging red hood both in and out of mask about how to be a better older brother to damian. at one point he corners red hood on a rooftop mid patrol.
nightwing: ok, seriously, when I asked damian not to be rude to the new investors he told a woman her coat looked like it would hold up in a fight against two-face, but when YOU ask he becomes a model citizen, what is UP with that?
red hood, being an asshole: *gasp* y-you're.... YOU'RE RICHARD GRAYSON?
nightwing:
nightwing: ....oh my god you didn't know?
red hood: no i fucking knew you're just an idiot. and damian listens to me because I'm the only tutor he could never kill and he knows i'll beat his ass with my magic swords.
nightwing:
red hood: and also im the only one at the league who played Just Dance with him so i get special privileges, like telling him what to do.
dick asks damian to play Just Dance with him that night and damian just looks at him all forlorn, like 'it wouldn't be the same without the exhilarating thrill of knowing if anybody catches us hood will be stabbed and thrown in the lazarus pit again as punishment for corrupting me... it was really an unfair punishment considering he replaced grandfather's bed with a plastic pool covered by a sheet once, and the only punishment he got for that was being banned from the family dinners for two weeks'
dick stares at him. damian just adds 'he used to sit outside the window like a dog. watching and occasionally yelling about the injustice. mother gave him a plate of roast potatoes through the window once. grandfather disapproved.'
nobody knows quite what to do about red hood becoming a gotham elite, but they are becoming more concerned about damian's family's dynamic every goddamn day.
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