the apple doesnt fall over spilt milk

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

17. Never attribute malice to my daughter which can be equally be attributed to ignorance.

18. The human whose name is written on my daughter shall die

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

Shout-out to aromantic people whose lives are so fucking busy that they periodically forget what day of the week it is. today is Wednesday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

Today is Thursday, June 5th. Happy Aromantic Visibility Day.

It's June 5th again!

i do think the negative interpretations of "im probably nonbinary but i have a job right now" are kind of reaching. it's obviously a waste of time to theorize the op's intended meaning, so instead i think it's better to recognize how the phrase can be a useful framing device to criticize how much of a fucking hassle it is to get gendered correctly. "but i have a job" e.g. will face discrimination that could threaten livelihood; e.g. don't have the mental bandwidth to explain gender to others; e.g. don't have the time and energy for the soul-searching necessary to confirm. all three of these are labor issues. yes you could interpret it as "but being nonbinary isn't important enough to worry about", despite that being a blatantly bad-faith read. it's more useful to interpret it as "but being publicly nonbinary requires a lot of social effort that, in many cultural contexts, will create more problems that you can't afford to deal with". like cmon it's a really good jumping off point for productive conversations about queer labor rights

theyre saying you have to go to work again tomorrow even though you just went today

theres a beautiful new rumour about town and theyre calling it a friday

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

I don't want a Career I want to Fuck Around

And not find out. I cannot stress enough how much I do not want to find out.

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually