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Tim: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "ooh, competition."
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Alfred: When master Damian was born, the Gods said, "He's too perfect for this world."
Tim: Please. When he was born, the devil said, "ooh, competition."

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Vex: You used to be shy, now you're a whore.
Scanlan: Character development<3
Pike: Hey, Scanlan? Can you help with the zipper, please?
Scanlan: Sure.
Pike:
Pike: UP, Scanlan.
Scanlan: Right, sorry.
Kaminari: I think I'm coming down with something. I've been feeling nauseous lately.
Shinso: Maybe you're pregnant.
Kaminari:
Shinso:
Kaminari: I don't know who's the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me because I had a fucking heart attack.
Chifuyu: I heard about your engagement.
Hina: It's wonderful, isn't it?
Chifuyu: Yeah, for him. You could probably do better.
Takemicchi, from the next room: I CAN HEAR YOU!

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*Texting*
Denki: Wyd?
Jiro: Just ordered nuggets.
Denki: I wish I were nuggets and then I could hang out in your tummy.
Jiro:
Jiro: The fuck did you just say to me?
Izuku: The path to inner peace starts with just four words.
Bakugo: Not our fucking problem.
Jason: You treat outside wounds rubbing alcohol.
Jason: You treat inside wounds drinking alcohol.
Jason: Ha!I Saved you!
Dick: From the very peril you put me in?
Jason: I've got all my bases covered!
Damian: I'm not saying I hate people.
Dick:...but?
Damian: I just wish some of them would evaporate.

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Damian: I hope no one lowkey hates me.
Damian: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being.
Damian: Go big or go home.
Bruce: Can we come and stay over at your place tonight?
Dick: Sure, but what's wrong with the manor?
Bruce: Well, it's apparently haunted and Jason and Damian don't actually know how to perform an exorcism, so they're just violently throwing salt at the ghosts and yelling "DO WE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING HOTEL TO YOU!?"
Jason: You say "Please" and "Thank you" in front of Damian all the time, and he never repeats it.
Jason: But you call Bruce an "Ass-faced motherfucker" ONE TIME.
Daichi: What did you two do?
Noya:
Hinata:
Daichi: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.
Damian: Father asked me. "If all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you?"
Damian: Father, it'd my idea. You birthed a leader, not a follower.

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Y/N: Hey, Jason, can you help with the zipper?
Jason: Sure.
Y/N:
Y/N: UP, Jason.
Jason: Right, sorry.
Jason, making a cup of tea: Yeah, get into that leaf juice, you sexy, sexy bee sauce.
Damian: Do you take critisism?
Jason: I absolutely fucking do not.