Next door cat

got kicked out of the time loop cause i wasnt learning any life lessons and was just using it to crank my thang crazy style

i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]

when you see your little kitty walking toward you at a leisurely pace and say "hi baby!" bc you're excited to see her and she starts trotting a little bit faster 'cause she's excited to see you too. that's what life is all about i think

next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

Here at fuck you I’m going to kill you company, we care

you know those studies showing that cursing helps with pain tolerance or whatever. that’s how i feel about making my weird little noises to get through my basic daily activities. sometimes you just have to go hggblaaaah for a minute so you can find the strength within yourself to get up or wash the dishes or send an email. mmmnneh. urgh. the torments are unending but you can always make some little sounds about it.

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt

i do find the rules around clothes fascinating because of how made up it all is. we invented the idea of covering our bodies from the elements because we lack fur like other mammals and then made up all these rules around it and now people will unironically tell you "men cant wear skirts its unnatural" girl none of this is natural. we are born naked and made up the rest as we went along. hope this helps.

Stop delaying joy until life looks a certain way. You're allowed to be happy while you're figuring things out.

its always "what are your plans for the future, you should really be planning for the future" and never "wow that character you're obsessed with sounds so cool can you explain them to me. im sure you get them more than anyone else"