just need a drink. or a cigarette. or perhaps even a sledgehammer to the back of the head

sometimes i think about how neil probably went days without speaking to another human being before becoming a guy who literally couldn't keep his mouth shut if his life depended on it in contrast to an andrew who literally couldn't shut up bcus of the meds before returning to his normal state of 'i speak to 3 people and one of them is my therapist' and its just like wow. andreil.

when the byers move to california el gets really into music and movies but 90% of her fave stuff is super mainstream because that's the easiest stuff to get into, el really enjoys being in on something popular, and some stuff is popular because it's just good. and jonathan loves el but can't stand being surrounded by mainstream stuff everyday just because it's the first thing el can find and one day he makes her a mixtape of all the songs that he thinks she should know. however, while there's some songs that el does like, the vast majority of it she wouldn't normally put on repeat. she likes the music, but its's not exactly her taste. but because it's from jonathan, she does put it on repeat because it makes her feel like she's a part of the byers family

i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind

extremely delighted by the idea of mel having zero gaydar whatsoever and receiving an "lol gay" comment from trinity and genuinely losing sleep over it until she approaches robby with concerns that "a colleague may hold prejudiced opinions against a certain demographic of patients"

mel does go to langdon for advice on this btw and she opens the conversation with "i want to consider her a friend, but i'm rlly worried... have you ever had problems with santos?" and langdon is like WHAT DID SHE TELL YOU. and mel is like "she didn't tell me anything but i'm concerned that there might be.. homophobia...." and it confuses langdon so much he forgets to have a panic attack

jeremy knox must have the sex appeal of a god because what do you MEAN he’s out there in his GOLD shorts everyday dressed like adam sandler and yet every man is still begging to fuck him .WHY is he in GOLD shorts

Please stop he is drowning.....