do u guys mind if I get creepy and weird with it

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

does anyone wanna hangout someday

how do you be something

For additional context, the ace community on tumblr didn’t even really exist until 2010ish. Unfortunately, dealing with harassment on tumblr (and the ensuing burnout) has been a thing almost for nearly the entire time that ace tumblr has existed.

no i am not immune to early 2000s pop-punk music that fucks a little harder than everyone likes to admit

i do love how Lestat is like "I NEVER had a fuckass bob! NEVER!"

i bet cavemen were doing some pentatonix acapella shit all the time

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

*putting my hand in the cavernous space between what you are and what you pretend to be, and wiggling it around* woah haha is there meant to be that much emptiness here? lol are you like okay bestie? omg this kind of tickles my hand does this tickle your nothing? #yournothing <3

it's okay for you to find this post sexual. I put the sensual feeling in there on purpose. you don't need to do weird posturing about it.

a friend has informed me that this post made its way to bluesky. they're putting pieces of my soul on other websites. I want to hear about it any time you see one. collect my evil screenshots, like a slenderman but I'm fat.

everyone needs to calm down about everything right now. unless you are worked up for a legitimate reason then of course, you should be angrier maybe. what I’m saying is let’s all take it down to a 1 or 2. unless of course you need to be at an 11.

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back