ppl on tumblr will claim theyre fans of a piece of media when theyre actually fans of a story & characters they made up in their mind very loosely based on said media

how to do things that everyone else seems to do no problem

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

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Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

pillows have stopped having a cold side some time ago

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

I think the lipstick looks really nice actually, and maybe this was the pig's first night out in a long time.