I’m like half a girl on your dad’s side

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

Icon behaviour from Lindsay Graham to steal the spotlight and die while we're all waiting for Mitch McConnell to be officially dead

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

ppl be softening up the word yaoi. lets just say it as it is. gay porn is awesome

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

notice how everyones 30 now

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

This email could have been a flayed screaming man

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever