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I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

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I hate to say "some of you don't go outside," but fucking Christ, dude
Ouuhh I see the water itβs right there on the post,, Iβm so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu
Girl, what are you talking about? Are you feeling alright?
Btw the heat *is* why we see water that's not really there, but mirages aren't exactly hallucinations so much as optical illusions:
It's just the changing density of the air refracting light weirdly, so it looks like there's a reflection of the sky on the ground, which our brains often interpret as a pool of water. It can also happen upwards instead of downwards, especially at sea, when the air is much colder near the surface and a warm front appears above it:
Which, btw, is one possible explanation for ghost ship sightings, so that's fun :)
Yeap. That's how the Effetto Fata Morgana gappens
If you drive on a straight road in the summer you can see mirages pretty easily.
Here's Fata Morgana
Hello person having transgender thoughts but convinced they aren't trans because they don't have the requisite amount of dysphoria they think they need
Hi I transitioned without even thinking I had dysphoria. Like later in hindsight I can go "oh that's probably what it was" but for the first year of my transition I was straight up like "I like being a guy but I like being a girl WAY more" and you can do that!! There is no prerequisite amount of suffering needed to make yourself happier.
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Having your interests mocked as a kid and general low self esteem will have you insulting the things you like even when they're generally considered very good. Because you like it, and historically when you like something it's stupid and not worth anyone's time. So you will say nonsense like "I recommend this book/game/film, but it's okay if you hate it, it sucks, I really enjoyed it but that's because I'm an idiot" and you are recommending them the Citizen fucking Kane of that particular media type. And importantly: you need to stop doing this it is killing you
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y'know most people talking about pregnant men are imagining a cis guy in that weird mpreg penis/butthole pregnancy right? this is not some psyop to detransition people this is a fantasy where cis perisex men can be made to suffer in a way that's historically only been for the people they oppress
I'm just gonna post this comment here again.
cis people are wayyyy too damn comfortable with making jokes about men getting pregnant. and frankly so are other trans people.
idk what trans man/transmasc needs to hear this but no you are not in on the joke. 9/10 when somebody makes an mpreg joke they are not laughing with you. they aren't even really laughing at you. they are laughing at a caricature of you. they know what a trans man is and yet have so little care about trans men that their first thought when it comes to pregnant men is the hilarity of a cis man being feminized (often forcefully) and how amusingly grotesque or amusingly erotic they find it. you are not in on the joke. you were never in on the joke.
like. :( this was a funny episode otherwise but this was just really uncomfortable and upsetting to see. especially since i know dropout cuts out certain prompts in editing for a lot of reasons, so this promot went through so many different steps and nobody brought up how this might come across? or nobody thought it was bad enough? and i kept waiting for the contestants (one of whom literally is genderqueer!) to work into their jokes something make it clearly about cis men or smth, but. no. and how am i supposed to take that y'know?
i think my biggest problem is that these jokes boil down to "isn't it so WEIRD that a man is pregnant/has breasts???? isn't that so STRANGE?????" and whether you take that the route of "this is funny because its disgusting/disturbing" or "this is funny because its extremely erotically charged, often in a way tied to humiliation/control" you are deriving comedy from the idea of a trans/intersex man's body just. existing naturally. there is no greater depth it is just "wouldn't it be funny if a man was female in some way? but still identifiably masculine but in a way that has been corrupted by the sexual embarrassment of the most stereotypically female act? isn't that amusing?" and at worst its another example of how, when people try to get one over on cis men through the route of gendered/sexed humor, it frequently relies on leveraging trans & intersex men as examples of a man at his most failed, embarrassing, sexually dominated. and the worst part is again that there's not even a cursory attempt to diffuse this charge by the comedians making these jokes, there isn't any acknowledgement of what they are talking about. it's like anyone who's ostensibly a trans ally enters this pocket universe where trans and intersex men don't exist whenever one of these jokes comes around. and how am i supposed to feel about this!!!!!!!!!!!!
also its funny that the only time I have ever seen any meaningful public outrage about these jokes was towards Lil Nas X with his Industry Baby promotional stuff. which i frankly didn't even mind. because while obviously there was an element of "man pregnant!! how strange!!" because of Society, but to me the humor was primarily "a literal reference to the album title" + "i have a new album coming out, so i am depicting myself as literally pregnant with my new album." if he had been a cis woman, it still could've been funny, because there was more to it than just the shock factor of him being a man (although that is mostly how people took it).
but yeah. the only time ive ever seen anyone get any meaningful pushback against these kinds of jokes, was when it could be used to "call out" a Black GNC gay man who was already getting a ton of homophobic hate. how interesting.
"boypreggers" "boyvulating" "boybortion" do you know that a black trans men had the cops called on him because he went to an OB/GYN? or how a black trans man had doctors try to pressure him into getting an abortion, on top of other racist and transphobic medical mistreatment that caused him to have a mental breakdown and develop PTSD after giving birth? or how a black trans man was arrested for shoplifting because he was pregnant and they assumed his baby bump was stolen clothes? or that a pregnant trans man had to jump out of an uber with his wife and run away from the car because the driver was threatening him for being a pregnant man? or how a pregnant trans man was murdered by his abusive husband and misgendered across the news? do you think about any of this ever? do you remember your mpreg obsession when you start talking about reproductive rights or do you immediately start talking about "men controlling women's bodies" without a hint of fucking irony? has your fetishization and mockery of male pregnancy actually translated into any meaningful support for men who can get pregnant?
& i wanna make this crystal clear my point is not "everyone who makes these jokes knowingly is doing it to mock trans men." many people who make these jokes DO think they are doing it in xyz totally lighthearted unrelated to trans men way you think justifies this. my point is that no matter what people think these jokes are about, they are indicative of how we think about and engage with the reality of trans and intersex men. at the very least i want people to think twice before they throw around these jokes like there's no deeper meaning here.
reminder to all trans & intersex men that you are always allowed to be a huge bitch about mpreg jokes. it IS that deep and you are RIGHT to be upset about it.

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Satsuki Nakayama is a transgender man!
Satsuki Nakayama is an actor and fashion model. He came out as a trans man in 2020. He is known for being a prominent figure in androgynous fashion, as well as portraying Naki from Kamen Rider Zero-One. (Images of him as Naki here:)
He is also involved in stage play productions, for example portraying Kannadzuki Ai (also being his seiyuu!) from KING OF PRISM -Your Endless Call- and Kafka Oguro from 18TRIP.
This is him singing as Kannadzuki Ai:
He was also featured in Dragalia Lost as a vocalist for the song "Carnival!"
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So much gym bro advice is bad, like a good 50% of it is wives tales (bros tales?) and another 25% is just way over thinking it and not necessary unless you're training to become a full time professional body builder competitor.
You really don't need to be "optimizing" your workout and the majority of people don't need to be massively altering their diet and lifestyle to build muscle. The human body is already optimized to build muscle.
The human body is a machine that turns carbs into energy and energy into movement and that movement creates strain. The human body is a machine that turns protein + strain into muscle growth. All you need is the correct amount of crabs, protien, and strain to develop muscle.
"But how much is enough carbs?? How much is enough protein??" 45%-65% of your calories should be carbs (preferably complex carbs and whole foods). If you're trying to build muscle you should be getting half a gram of protein for every pound that you weigh.
"But should I have protein before or after the gym???" it doesn't matter, just get the correct amount daily and avoid having more than 30grams in a meal becouse you're body will stop caring at that point. You should have carbs (roughly an hour or so) before the gym, remember the human body is a machine that turns carbs into energy and you need that energy at the gym.
"Do I need to have lots of testosterone to build visible muscle". No, the human body is a machine that turns protein + strain into muscle, regardless of your hormones. Higher testosterone makes it easier, but it's not required.
"What about all these complicated workout routines that Instagram keeps trying to sell me or that YouTubers keep talking about?" You don't need them. Pick three days you can workout, they should not be back to back. Muscle doesn't build during exerince but during healing after the exercise. If you don't rest between workout days you won't gain as much muscle. On one of those days do 5 exerices that involve the pulling motion. On another day do 5 exerices that do pushing motion. On the other day do 3 exerices for your legs and 2 for your core. Stretch every day including rest days. Do yoga at least once a week.
"How many times do I do those 5 exercises?" 4 or 5 sets of 4-8 reps for each exercise. Start with 4 sets of 4 reps and increase the reps as it gets easier. When it's easy at 5 sets of 8 reps, increase the weight by 2-5 pounds and start over at 4 sets of 4 reps with the new weight. Between every set rest 2-4 minutes (rest 2 mins if your lifting 20 or under and 4 misn if your lifting 20 or higher), rest between sets is important for your body to understand it needs to build muscle, it needs to feel the ache to understand that the protein should be used for muscle development.
"What about cardio?" if you get less then 10k steps a day, add 10-30 mins of cardio to the end of each gym day. If you get less than 5k steps a day add 15 mins of card to the end of each gym day and add a fourth day where you do an hour of cardio. If that's difficult, don't feel like you need to do it all at once. Do 10-15 mins, then rest for 2-5 mins, then do 10-15 mins more until you hit an both of cardio. Cardio doesn't kill your gains, the gym bros are lying to you. Cardio is good for your heart health and your balance which will help you lift more in the long run.
"Do I need to loose weight to gain muscle?" No, the amount of body fat you have doesn't effect your ability to gain muscle. The human body is a machine that turns protein + strain into muscle, and that includes fat bodies.
"Do I need to gain weight to gain muscle?" Maybe. If you are in a calorie deficit (your body burns more calories then you eat and you don't have fat stores to make up for that) then you're not going to be able to gain much muscle and eventually you're body will stop developing it when it hits it limits. Remember the human body is a machine that turns carbs into energy and energy into strain, if you don't have enough carbs you don't have enough energy then you can't lift as much. The human body is a machine that turns protein + strain into muscle, if you don't have enough protien then the strain breaks down your muscle and you have nothing to rebuild it stronger, which will result in injury insta if of gains. If you are skinny and eating enough, you will develop some muscle, but probably not as much as someone who weighs more becouse if there is less body then their is less muscle. Also keep in mind that muscle weighs more than fat. When you work out the scale WILL go up, the scale doesn't know the difference between fat and muscle and bone and water and organs. The scale going up is not bad (regardless of the type of weight gain happening).
"Do I need a gym membership to gain muscle?" No, but it makes it easier becouse you have acsess to more tools, a monetary obligation to actually workout, and possibly gain a community that will push you to keep going (just be aware some of that community might firmly believe in gym bro tales about calorie counting and cardio=bad and body fat=bad. You mustn't listen to them. They have a body dysmorphia disorder and/or an eating disorder and they want you to have it to, in order to validate themself). You can buy some Dumbells and do a lot of exerices with those and a chair or a bench or a wall or your floor, no gym membership required.
"What about pre-workout?" You don't need it.
"What about protein powder? " It's an easy and cheap way to meet your protein goals, if you can't with the food available to you.
"What about creatinine?" It is the only supplement proven to help with muscle growth and has no medically known side effects, it has been highly studied and reaserched and determined safe to use. You do not need to use it or any other supplements to gain muscle, if you want to use a supplement, then the only one you should trust and use is creatine.
Warning on the creatine, some people's kidneys are sensitive to it and you won't know this until you start taking it. My kidney function was only just over half what it ought to be during a routine blood test and I was told to stop the creatine as it was the only new addition to my diet and my GP had seen it before. Back to normal after a few weeks of no creatine, but you have to be careful. You need your kidneys. And I never would have known I have sensitive kidneys if I wasn't trans.
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Bat of the Day
Bat Common Name: Hodgsonβs bat
Bat Scientific Name: Myotis formosus
Suborder: Yangochiroptera (Microbat)
Family: Vespertilionidae
Subfamily: Myotinae
Genus: Myotis
Diet: Insect
Description: Body length of 4.3-5.7 cm, forearm length of 4.3-5.2 cm, and a weight of 15 g
Location: Afghanistan, Bangladesh, India, Nepal, China and Taiwan
Fun Facts: The lady bats have underground maternity colonies! In Taiwan has declined by over 90% :( They're also threatened due to habitat loss and pesticides, also since they're such a unique color they're at risk of being captured :( They catch their prey by grabbing their wings! They average about 9 hours of foraging a night.
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