No Man's Land (it's a pun, you see)

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

The other name for Vaseline is evil tho. Petroleum jelly 💀

yeah omg some people were calling me out for using a "brand" but i am NOT calling it that. SORRY.

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

I sometimes feel that I'm not doing enough with my life, but at least I grew my first two arms significantly before a cactus would have been expected to.

Reblog if you grew your first two arms significantly before a cactus would be expected to

Be sure to give adolescent saguaros a thumbs up to let them know they’re doing a good job.

@argumate

you verb noun?

You verb noun? You verb noun like the comparison? Oh!! Punishment for title! Punishment for amount of time!!!!

You deconstruct meme? You deconstruct meme into its base parts? Oh!! Explanation for readers! Explanation for one thousand reblogs!!!!