With the Bones of a Crow

keith headcanon he was raised in catholic/christian households because of texans usually being one and foster system they love doing that shit. he was originally left handed but it was beat out of him, we see him canonically hold his bayard with both hands and he uses opposite hands to shake/grab.

podgey

Cozystream Friday!

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

waaaay back when I was a cashier in retail we would talk about dumb shit while unloading the truck, and we got to the "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" me and another worker were like yeah we would just die. End it all, we can't fight or run or shit. I refuse to put that much effort into survival.

You mean to tell me NOT ONE official at the garrison was like “hey- has anybody noticed that this random first year kid looks exactly like that one space guy who disappeared a year ago if he was like… a foot shorter?” like really???? no one????

some official: WAIT! who are you 🤔