Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

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Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

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I love the fact that herbivores aren't even vegetarian. Like, horses, cows and other grazers with just eat snakes and frogs they find in the grass
The fact that lobsters literally have a shiny form is wild to me
the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

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I now understand what my sibling ment when they said living in our home town makes them want to rip their hair out
I just realized I probably sound like such a Victorian child sometimes. When I ask my mom for something I unironically say "Mother I require assistance". I am a walking autism stereotype. I sound like young Sheldon
we're you dropped as a baby
yes
no
multiple times
unsure
"dropped" also includes falling off of something of approximately equivalent height
Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
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Perfectly balanced as all things should be…
balance
I put so much more about myself on tumblr than on any of my other social medias. The comfort of anonymity or something idk

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your teens are for repeatedly not killing yourself. your 20s are for having intellectual pretensions. your 30s are for making a reallyyyyy good cup of chai masala
Step one: use hall bathroom instead of master bathroom, notice that Builder Beige switchplate is horrid with lovely new purple walls. Take it down and wash it thoroughly.
Step two: dig out stash of old seed catalogues saved for this purpose. Get super crabby because you can't find the Mod Podge anywhere. Give up, then have daughter find it immediately, in the "glue box" you forgot you created.
Step three: decide on a color scheme, and start cutting. I asked @phantomtheraccoon if we should coordinate or contrast and she cleverly said both.
Step four: collect your flowers and fiddle with layout.
Step five: paint item with Mod Podge, place your images, and paint them again. Leave to dry, which honestly doesn't take long.
Step six: trim edges add cut out holes. I didn't actually cut out the screw holes; I just cut little X's there for the screws to go through. Worked fine to put it up, we'll see someday how it survives taking it apart again.
Step seven: coat everything with Mod Podge at least one more time, paying special attention to edges. Dry elevated on something (say, the top of the Mod Podge bottle) so it doesn't stick down.
Step eight: okay, wow, that's awesomer than expected!
*jazz hands*
Ooh, yes, I should decorate my light switch plates here, even if I can't bring myself to do all the painting. I used to have a Lumos/Nox one I made very hastily when I was first renting and it made me happy every time I used it. Light switch plates are such an easy, cheap way to decorate when your space is temporary (they're like a dollar at home improvement stores and very simple to replace with the original when you move out), highly recommend this kind of craft.
Yes to this addition. They're so cheap! Just do something, and then you will enjoy it every time you use it! Do something crappy! You can redo it later. This is such a low-risk/high reward project.
Reblogging because I still enjoy this switchplate every time.
plates: painted green, decoupaged with paper jungle/diluted white glue, waiting for blossoms and sealing.
🎶whiiiiiiiite gluuuuuuuuue aaaaaand waaaaaaateeerrrrr and aaaaaaaaaastrobrights!🎵
inspired to just do the thing by @rederiswrites , in context with wall art by @yuumei-art
Oh it's wonderful!
They had us do this in Girl Scouts! It's such a wonderful activity for kids too, and a great way to have them contribute to the house. My mother still has my sister and mine up and in use.
Tw: gross?
I stand firmly in my belief that if pee is #1 and poop is #2 then periods are #3
Me, scrolling through my own blog: wow you can really see my declining mental state
Guys this keeps happening to me. I keep getting deja vu but it's too specific. Like I remember being confused the first time. I think I've had dreams about something that hasn't happened yet. It's too specific. Watching a show I've never seen before, while looking at a specific thing on tumblr. I've had this dream before. Why do I remember being in this moment, and trying to figure out what I was seeing? I understand now but I didn't then. Am I psychic what is happening. This isn't the first time it's happened. I've had weirdly specific dreams about things I could've never predicted. Is it my brain tricking me that I've been here before, like normal deja vu? Is it just a coincidence?

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One thing I find weird about the English language is that there isn't separate words for "we" (including who you're talking to) and "we" (excluding who you're talking to). Like there's so many times that ambiguity trips me up but I can't just invent a new word
For a city to be walkable. It must also be sittable.
#every time I read this phrase the same thing happens#I read it as shittable and go wait that can't be right#oh right they were talking about public benches that makes more sense#but public bathrooms available without fees should also be a thing tho#cities should definitely be shittable#it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME
it must also be shittable