Lawful Awful

wait. is there Jesus porn? Is he hung?

Nah he was crucified

Huge cock though

posts that will get you excommunicated from the catholic church

Actually, they promoted me to pope

What is your decree

eveything that isnt me needs to die

ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to be unemployed

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

going to get your tubes tied and when ur done ur doctor shows you an ultrasouns and he’s tied them into a perfect baloon dog :)

a bone is pretty much one of the best things you can throw me. curveballs probably the worst

Oh fuuuuck. Oh fuck dude. I just got bit by a fucking clam and tonight's the full moon

party at my place we're gonna drink expired beverages and tremble

I screamshot it on my scary phone

blocked, reported and I hope you never get your cutie mark

Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

I 🩷 hot librarians