sometmes we even amuse ourselves before god laughs

Very evil idea: make a free app that will record audio when someone is sleeping. It will very infrequently add in creepy audio like whispers and voices.

I’m sorry I just found out there’s only 13 episodes of Sherlock. By the way you all talked about it I would’ve sworn there’d be like 6 seasons of 20 episodes each

Tomino’s Hell is one of the only creepypastas I don’t fw because it took two very good pieces of art and synthesized them into a very lame piece of art

Transgender Trent Reznor’s hit song “HRT”: and you could have my balls

It’s great how pasta has antipasto as it wario

I want a dictatorship of the people who are nicies to everyone. Can we have that Can we fucking have that please

America’s Solemnest Home Videos

It’d be fun to start playing Minecraft with friends on the first version with multiplayer and update the server according to the timeline of when updates released

Telling my child their pet film bro went to the criterion closet because I accidentally left paint out and he ate it and died