sometmes we even amuse ourselves before god laughs

And Brutus, is a pissy shitty motherfucker

If I had infinite funds I’d be trying to make the backrooms and house of leaves real, I’d make a mansion where it starts out normal but the further in you go the weirder the architecture starts getting. The overall floor would be at a slight downwards tilt that wouldn’t be noticeable at first but it would allow you to go underground without realizing it, making it seem like the house is going further into space than it should

Very evil idea: make a free app that will record audio when someone is sleeping. It will very infrequently add in creepy audio like whispers and voices.

I’m sorry I just found out there’s only 13 episodes of Sherlock. By the way you all talked about it I would’ve sworn there’d be like 6 seasons of 20 episodes each

Tomino’s Hell is one of the only creepypastas I don’t fw because it took two very good pieces of art and synthesized them into a very lame piece of art

Transgender Trent Reznor’s hit song “HRT”: and you could have my balls

It’s great how pasta has antipasto as it wario

I want a dictatorship of the people who are nicies to everyone. Can we have that Can we fucking have that please