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"do they kiss on screen" who give a Shit. do they cut each other open without anaesthesia onscreen.

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

He killed his yonger brother in cold blood because he was jealous of him. There is in no way anything funny about this. No hesitation just poped a rock over his turned head, droped his body over the edged and tried to lie to god about what he did. FUCK YALL CRAZIES!!!

oh are those the receipts, Cain is problematic now?

Cainceled 

Wearing my sluttiest outfit to the vampire infested forest tonight lads. Wish me luck!

What if I made a password protected sideblog and the first one to guess the password right gets a free drawing + fanfic of their choice and if you guys want me to do this I'll make a rules post for it

d o i t

this is what those birds do to icarus every morning

a bunch of history nerds are doing this to me now

hey besties aside from the Fandom Wall my room is boring af what can i do to Spice It Up

Make fandom wall bigger

I love

hOW have i never learned the art of turning your pillow vertically and laying on it like you’re laying on a person??? what have i been missing my whole life???

I'm so sorry you've been missing out

your eating disorder’s severity is not determined by weight because eating disorders are not weight disorders they’re behavioral disorders thanks for coming to my ted talk

Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They are treated like children and expected to act like adults.

this one’s a keeper

I have queued this since June 19th

Me as a husband

I built a really nice gaming pc. It was one with the lights and everything. I had just finished working on it, including adding a new mouse and keyboard. When my crush (at the time) came over, he asked if he could try and play Fortnite so we downloaded it. I turned around and he had smashed the pc, the box, the mouse, everything was destroyed and I was asking what the heck he was doing and he grabbed me pushed me against my wall and began to stab me and then everything went black .

Well that escalated quickly

crush (at the time)

well- he want at me with a knife-

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

actually statistically speaking it makes your outfit +5% better