Raves n’ Such

Take a sip babes

the most forbidden cocktail

I’m not 😭

Who wants to see the most cursed item in my possession

someone once said the definition of modern art is it still elicits as strong an emotional response in you as classical art but you can no longer understand or articulate why

to this day this is still ultimately my favorite post on this site

what you said was very sweet and means a lot to me but i am incapable of properly responding in any way besides “thank you so much aaaah” because i do not know how to accurately express the exact level of my gratitude to where you completely understand how much what you said meant to me without me getting even more emotional and looking like a fucking nerd: an autobiography

W h o a

this makes me uncomfortable

This are the kind of memes Miles Morales has in his dimension

For reasons that are very innocent, my 60 year old dad made a Twitter account with "daddy" in the handle and I truly don't know how to handle this. I ventured to mom that perhaps the name was...funny and she gave me Such a Look, and said, "don't tell him" and I was like, "YEAH FUCKING OBVIOUSLY MOM I AM NOT GOING TO TELL MY DAD ABOUT DADDY CULTURE," and she was like, "yeah me neither," and I said, "look if someone's going to it has to be you, you're married to him," and then I paused and thought, "are we the perverts? perverts who have forgotten the true meaning of daddy?" and she sighed and said, "the problem is that ever since he grew the beard he really is a hot daddy" and now I can't talk to either of my parents ever again because mom told me too much about his apparently amazingly strong biceps

OH NO

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now

these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately 

is she about to get shot in the head jfc

This man roofied his own drink

Molly water

Hate being sober - chief keef feat 50 cent

man got his OWN brand of molly pill. a flex.

Again for the ones in the back

Louder.

Unrequited Love is sad. The friendzone is creepy.

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

I love the implication here that witches just want to be loving parents to the children they want. I’ve fought with fake witches in the past, but maybe real ones are cool.

why, what do people think witches do with firstborns

Kinda like what we use Aloe Vera for.

i wish you hadn’t said that

Never has a text post confused me more than this one

you keep it at home, give it water and somehow it lives long enough for you to use its body water for almost all purposes 

i wish you hadn’t said that

Please don’t appropriate uwu culture if you can’t even “h-hewwo…? is anybody thewe? I’m…scawwed…OwO” properly, it’s really insensitive and we’re already experiencing enough intolerance and oppression as it is