idk

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

they couldnt take the heat

Hieronymus Bosch

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

Please enjoy this snail measuring tape i found at a garadge sale today

Since I just spent the past ten or so days glued to the screen in awe watching the Artemis II mission, I figured an obligatory tribute illustration was in order 🌙

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

i can't feel my wrists my back or my crack but it was worth it cuz I love how this turned out.

anon requested ↳ hans doing that sad pouty face

Has anyone figured out what’s so viscerally wrong with this woman yet

She’s so one dimensionally evil you guys 😭😭 how is she real

trans lives matter more than your fucking nostalgia.

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

Who is the Muffin Man?

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

How to fix a haunted car?

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative