#medievalposting

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

My liege im sorry to break it to you but your advisor that's actually evil and wants you dead turned out to be straight. I know you really wanted to have an enemies to lovers situation with him. Yeah I'm afraid the poisoning didn't hold any romantic intent behind it. The king of the enemy kingdom is bisexual though, I could send him a letter? Yes, I'll make sure to include multiple threats of homoerotic nature. You will have your toxic yaoi, my liege

Who up fondling they orb

do you think of me when ur in your castle? playing with your sword?

The Gawain poet, hitting a blunt: the knight was green. But more importantly I need you to understand how hot this guy was. Like so fucking hot dude

Don't care, didn't read, plus your blade did not make a cool shwing sound when you drew it to show that it is as sharp as mine