#comedy skit

Wizard: “I find your flagrant imprudence in spellcraft to be most detestable, Kevin…”

Sorcerer: “Awright, first, don’t call me ‘Kevin’.”

Wizard: “Apologies… ‘Kezza’.”

Sorcerer: “Second, I just saved yer life from a bloody SNOT BLOCK*, ya nong!”

(*A gelatinous cube)

Wizard: “And caused its remains to saturate my finest - and only - drider silk robes!”

Sorcerer: “A simple ‘cheers, mate’ woulda done.”

Wizard: “Yes, well… I suppose you DID spare me from a horrific fate…”

Sorcerer: “Bloody OATH, I did!”

Wizard: “Apologies. And… ‘cheers’.”

Sorcerer (thumb up): “Cobbah!”

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Inspired by: https://youtube.com/shorts/mcWTt3gxoec?si=f5xuIc6Z8OvL6X2q

Description: Tiktok from user the_straightest_gay. The video is edited like a Jubilee video. He says "I'm a child murderer and today I'm surrounded by 10 of my victims' families."

Another person (played by the same guy) screams "I wanna know why him? Why did you take my boy? My boy!"

The child murderer calmly says "So we can do ad hominems..." The other person sobs. "I think it'll be more productive if you address the claim."

EXAMPLE: The “seed” of a sketch comedy script