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Haven't done a #silhouette painting in a minute, so I made this #bondage #skateboard cause I thought it was a simultaneously #classy and #trashy design idea. #customskateboard #blackandwhite #sexmummy

Felt like making something overtly sexual today. #sex #ifyouarentcoveredinbruisesandbitemarkswhenyouredonehavingsexyouaredoingitwrong

I made a #unikorn cause I clearly only fuck with topical references. #adidas #korn #unicorn #its1998right?

I fucked this up pretty badly due to using a paintbrush that was way too thick but hopefully yall get the idea of what I was going for anyway #booty #lines

I painted this cause I felt like losing some followers today. #cantflagme #itstechnicallyjustrandomlinesandshapes #haterscansuckmydick #holyshitihopeigetinthetoppostsforthatlasthastag

I am wasting my life. #pokemon #cokemon #pokemongo #cokemongo #pikachu #ashketchum #cocaine #worldslongestcokestraw #gamblingandanimalfightingsimulator #forkids

Hand painted this brand new #epiphone #lespaul #guitar with the #unknownpleasures design because #fuckurbanoutfitters. Also this is for sale for $150 if you live in austin and can come pick it up (also comes with strings, im just too lazy to put em on) #joydivision #customguitar #basicassfakehipstersruineverythingthatsgood #ramonestshirt

Made this quick liner brush painting in celebration of the 23 year anniversary of the greatest moment in #baseball history. #nolanryan #robinventura #texasrangers #dontmesswithtexas #chicagosucks

Yeah, not sure what I was doing here but next time you ask why I don't just free form paint things and only do pop culture stuff, just remember this is why. #nightmarefuel #tryingtokeepthedarknessatbay #secretgoth #livelaughlove

New #johnnycash #spacecoyote #customjacket commission that I tried to make look like a #psychedelic #santafe situation. #thesimpsons #newmexico #soulmate

A #rickandmorty #customskateboard commission of #birdperson as an early #90s #skateboard dork complete with #visionstreetwear rendition of #rick for all yall #posers who know whats up. #skateboarding #wubbalubbadubdub #kidsthatwearhelmetsarepussies #scarsarecool

Made a #bootlegtshirt design half based on a fictional bootleg shirt from #thesimpsons, but I replaced the #ayatollah with #donaldtrump cause it seemed like a reasonable thing to do. Anyway if anyone is interested in this as a shirt or a patch lemme know and Ill probs get some made. #spinaltap #kickinass #gimmiemoney

Feeling really uninspired lately so I painted a picture of #davidlynch cause Im always inspired by his #hair. #theelephantman

This #denimjacket already had a #harleydavidson #patch on it, so I figured I might as well paint a backpiece that was #biker inspired (and obvs #simpsons inspired too, duh).#thebonesaredicks #cause #bikergangsaregayasfuck #thesimpsons #customdenim #hellssatans #caferacersaretheonlymotorcyclesthatmatter #biggerthechopper #smallerthepenis

I was asked to design a #stanleykubrick #tattoo for a friend and this was my first attempt. I wanted it to be a cross between how I normally draw stuff and a #traditionaltattoo design, which made it look pretty cartoon-y but I still think you can tell who it is (assuming you know what #kubrick looked like) so I guess thats something. Also the quote is by him and for the record he is probably my biggest influence stylistically as a photographer and if by some crazy chance you arent familiar with his films, get the hell off instagram right now and go immediately watch them. My top 3 are #pathsofglory #aclockworkorange and #fullmetaljacket and any of those will straight up change your life.

New #customdenimjacket commission for an austrialian fan of #homer doing what I do everytime I see one of those truth.com anti #cigarette ads. #donttellmewhattodo #everyoneknowssmokingisbad #nooneonecares #doyouwanttoliveforever #partyeverygoddamnday #thesimpsons #customdenim #hashtags