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This thing is a month old and I. I forgor. So, yeah, rebels Thranto AU chilling with Kalluzeb!

"Hey, I said no cheatin!'" Zeb utters abruptly, leaning forward to fix a glare upon Thrawn. "Yer countin' yer cards, aren't ya? You may be the superior military strategist, but I know my cards. And you best bet I know how to count 'em." Beside him, Kallus stifles a laugh. Because of course the former Grand Admiral is counting his cards. The man has no grasp on politics whatsoever. Rules are arbitrary, laws even more so, and Kallus is willing to wager a great deal of credits that the man has never stepped foot inside a casino. "My apologies, Captain Orrelios." The response is a smooth drawl, tainted with embarrassment. "It appears I have yet to learn the etiquette of these games." "Or any etiquette at all," Eli Vanto adds from where he sits besides the Chiss, directly opposite Kallus. "For being the genius you are, you sure are stupid sometimes."

Yes! I plan on making all the Decepticons yandere for Soundwave's darling! And maybe the Autobots too if I'm feeling ambitious. And since you guys have been oh so Patient with me, please enjoy some bonus content!

Yandere Soundwave x reader: chat messages [PROLOGUE] YOU

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S0μndW@ve

U up?

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

Well now I am

Tf u want bro???

S0μndW@ve

Two weeks ago you stated that you're ex cheated on you

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

Yea? So?

S0μndW@ve

Earlier I reviewed your chat logs with him because I had noticed he messaged you, is it true you hooked up with him last night

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

BRO WHAT

WDYM YOU REVIEWED MY CHATLOGS W HIM????????

S0μndW@ve

Do not deflect, did you hook up with him?

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

.....Perchance

But he's changed! I swear!

S0μndW@ve

Incorrect

I looked through his chatlogs with others, he is currently dating three women, and in a “situationship” with two men

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

......What

S0μndW@ve

I have informed all of his “Sidepiece's” of his infidelity

His disrespect will not be tolerated

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

Bro idek what to say to this

S0μndW@ve

I also burnt down his house

Lol

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

Haha sure bestie

S0μndW@ve

I actually did it

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

OMG

THAT'S HIS HOUSE

S0μndW@ve

Indeed

Unfortunately he was not inside

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

BRO YOU CAN'T DO THAT

S0μndW@ve

I apologize for not inviting you

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM

THAT'S A CRIME

YOU CAN'T DO THAT

S0μndW@ve

Please do not be mad

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

DO NOT SEND A REACTION PHOTO RN

THIS IS SERIOUS

S0μndW@ve

I'll buy you cake

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

I forgive you

Everyone makes mistakes

S0μndW@ve

Ily <3

R3ad3r_Bl00ps

Ily too bestie (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

fem nagireo art!:)