literally just hanging out. they/them

i do consider myself a temporarily embarrassed lightning wizard

the only way to become truly punk is to render oneself blind, deaf, mute, and completely numb, and then to seal oneself within a concrete slab deep underground. only conformist normies and posers experience stimuli

i mean in all fairness there's only like 100-125 concepts max so once you've got those down everything makes perfect sense

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

it's like damn are people like not born in the 90's anymore?

this all goes back to how sometime around the late 90s/early 2000s they stopped making people born in the 90s and switched over to making people born in the 2000s. it's not a coincidence

I didn't read your email but I gave it a sniff

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis