Not A Karen The World

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[image text: "July 1. Too tired." end text]

happy disability pride month

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

every 4th of july I think about the american tourist who was like oh thank god you’re open I wasn’t sure if you’d be open today and I was like why wouldn’t we be and he said because of the holiday. in norway.