Roll me a badass check

His class allows him to fly as a tree! Who am I to stop that?

Hiccup was a man who came up with a plan to createa a kazoo for it would bother who? Who but a man whom from hiccup should have ran before he was perturbed because he was served without a spoon a quite tasteless tune.

"It starts nipping you at first but as soon as it realizes you're doing something orky, it starts to like it... You now have a shoota-squig!"

"I perception the sheets"

"I flash my paladin badge!"

"Flame on! Apply directly to the forehead."

"PLEASE TELL ME THE HOBOS ARE SINGING!"

"I know I can swim! I just don't want to get thrown face first, as hard as he can, into the water, when we're going HIGHWAY SPEEDS!"

*watching 'puppet sex' on collegehumor*

"I'm gonna roll a perception check to see if I know that fucknuts here is flying up the side of the building."

Drunken D&D

"They're both shiny! You can't make her pick between shiny!"

There's a fine line...