-stifled yearning-

periods are medieval honestly. like sorry I got suicidal last night turns out I had too much blood in me. yeah no some of it fell out and I'm fine now.

#reading the first half of this post: this makes so much sense wow I love learning #reading the second half of this post: I guess this is the imagination tax that I must pay for this information (via @creekfiend)

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

this isn’t fun anymore i need a kiss

Despite it all I was born in the right generation. I love having more than 2 outfits to wear & not being pregnant.

I finished booking my mini-cation a couple states away (to see a band I like in a place I haven’t been to in a v long time) and now I’m like….. do I put together a cute lil outfit to go see the band???

An update: I won’t buy anything for this concert, but I think I’ll wear a cute lil rockabilly-type dress I haven’t worn since college!!

situationship with a virgin that’s just you coming over and making out sometimes

oh no i slipped and sucked on your thumb all sloppy while looking up into your eyes and zoning out

good friends who apply sunscreen to your back and give you just the big fat tip through the wet fabric of your bikini bottoms

good friends who lick up the trail of ice cream that has dripped down the valley of your chest and suck on your tits through the flimsy excuse of a bikini top for good measure

good friends who hold up the beach towel for you so you can get changed into your pretty little sundress as if it's not gonna end up bunched around your waist in the backseat of their car before the sun sets

Girls with an oral fixation are the best because you just have to start rubbing their lips with your thumb and it will be enough to make them all wet and ready to be bred like a dumb bitch in heat.