Welcone to badly drawn Vampire Chronicles

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(Headcannon): Marius's head and neck shape actually look like what is pictured above ^

Lestat wantid to get in the litle kids swimming pool (hes afraid of the big cid one becuse of the deep end evin though its only 4 feat deep). Louis said he would buy him a pair of disnieland undies if he went in the kids pool. Lestat thougt he saw a rat in the pool and he piccd it up. It was really a piese of litle cid poopoo and a litle kid was being a jerk to him so he threw it at the litle kidd and its mommy was offendid. Lestat loves dislylad and got his disniy prinsiss undies yay.

@the-shitpost-chronicles heres that smut u asked 4 my liege, I'll definetly drawl more in the future

(Heres that spicey meem i wus talkin bout yall u know whats up)

But certinly i will provide sum hott content for u, my fiend ;)

"Why you litle prostitude!" Akasha shouted at the tv. This was the 5th time Lestat made out with someone within the last 10 mins. Too bad the crapbucket school tv had bad signal (I mean, hell is eternal torture, right?) So akasha throwed the tv at Enkils head and bashed it in. Akasha wished that she went to heaven so her tv signil was better darnit.

This guy isnt too bad becuse he kneeled when Lestat told him to, but Lestat thinks that the guy's buzz-cut is unfashionalbe so he's on death row now (oops)

Benji, Sybelle, and Armand decided to all go stargasing. It was a beautiful night. The moon tonight looked like Morgan Freedman. Armand felt the strange presince of another vampire lingering near. Honestly he spooked Armand but he was then able to save his precious children bengee and sibelle from getting stolen by Marius. Good thing there was an orphanage near by so the scent of fresh children distracted Marius and Armand and hims friends could make a run for it.

Bug freak me out honisly

An actual foto of Armand (pictured right) , being meen to Nicolis de Lefnet (left). This was just moments before Nicki got hims hands sliced off.

#flashbacc to when Lestat got Louis a tickle me elmo for hims birthday and Louis was embarissed, so he berned it up.