100% organic bastard

You claim to be an artist, but if you want to live, you'll have to prove it. You must draw a hand, but- hey, stop crying, I haven't gotten to the bad part yet.

when i was like 9 i asked my mom what a fetish was and she said “uh..um..its when you love something a lot” and i told her i had a fetish for video games and she just said “no. you dont”

Called out for being a fake gamer by your own mom? Brutal

my best friend used to think that a fetish was something that when you saw it, it made you really happy, so she told me that she had an old people fetish and I screamed

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

Inconvenient Truth: these are the same person

Yeah, well, I can’t stretch out that review of 16th century economics by adding a gratuitous hand job.

#not with that attitude you can’t

I love this post bc mutuals will reblog this and itll be like. 3 posts from the top

op is right and the timelines do match up. what if they were in the same classes

‘gaslight gatekeep girlboss’ this and ‘mansplain manipulate malewife’ that.

what about reduce reuse recycle

Period

i still know every single word….

i thought this video was destroyed