Uncoded Thoughts

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness

This is so unspeakably satisfying, holy shit

Omg its like glass

This is what chewing Five gum is like

that was a religious experience

me

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

His little ears flopping in he wind

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

If you wore a vr headset linked to a camera drone that was set to follow you from a few feet behind you could live in third person.

disassociating

If you can’t dissociate naturally store bought is fine

THE SWIVEL OF THAT BUTT THO

Not all heroes wear capes

This is so hopeful.

I hate why this is happening, but I’m so proud of them.

How will the people in the ship not get gibbed?

Because the warp drive doesn’t actually accelerate the ship, it just makes the space in front of it smaller and the space behind it larger. Or something.

A WRINKLE IN TIME IS COMING TRUE 

fun fact: there’s a real life math theorem (futurama theorem) created by one of the writers for the sole purpose of solving a plot in an episode

I blew my roommate’s mind when I told her that Skyrim is actually the 5th game in a series

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

being held??????? holding someone?????????!!??????? fuck