C'est La Vie

When my therapist references a specific traumatic event I did NOT mention:

My therapist: "you need to make some friends"

A minor inconvenience: *happens*

Talking myself out of using behaviors during the holiday season like:

Therapist: WHY did you use behaviors while I was out of town??

My therapist: *has to cancel*

My therapist when I use the same BS excuse for the millionth time:

Everyone in my life, when I emerge from my Mental Illness Isolation Phase™:

My therapist when I try to bring in a whole bunch of distorted thinking and shit:

When my therapist says wise things I’m like:

Confirming appointments like

Me: *tries to compartmentalize my emotions*

When I say something really twisted and my therapist gives me That Look™

Therapist: *calls out my negative core beliefs*

Therapist: *points out that I seem anxious*

Me to insurance: "I need this treatment in order to survive"