Indecision Personified

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

*trying to remember the word "masturbatory"* that argument is a sort of conceptual fleshlight

sabrina the teenage witch is so unrealistic, no one from massachusetts would ever pronounce aunt as 'ant.'

Official Post of Massachusetts

I love that Scully was assigned to Mulder to quash his work on the X-files, but she actually matches his freak and ends up making him much much worse

Is there a gofundme for the iranian ballistic missile programme

“Skeptic” this, “believer” that: no, the biggest difference between Mulder and Scully is that both are weirdo freaks but Mulder knows it and Scully thinks she’s normal

Yeah

tonight we let the warm static speak